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Speak slowly into the microphone, please. Avoid proximity to buttocks after Gruntled has consumed steak.

Due to the current existential crisis, Gruntled requests that you speak directly into the microphone, slowly and clearly. Misanthropic badger fantasies have been negatively affecting his Batmoose apperceptive recursional processing. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:45, 25 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

If you spare

a muffin, Pointless Rampage Jackson needs some love from someone who isn't me!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:53, 17 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Finnish language request

Hello! I asked if you could create a new language in finnish language earlier. You asked me to create an account. This is it. You can contact me now.

Biological Question:

Should I keep this little guy? She's probably made her home in my grandmother's rose bushes, but she always ends up on the screen door. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:25, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Do it. Praying mantii are lovely. 202.142.129.178 02:05, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Sure, it's fine, if logical. The pic, I mean. The text... not so much. Mantis would be an awesome spirit animal. (kaizum me) 22:38, 28 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I saw a crow devour it yesterday, so there goes my first pet. I would also like to thank you for contributing a large helping of illogic to John... Boner? That didn't come out right, did it? Yeah, I thought so too. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 20:29, 3 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Eventually I will keep teh ferrets. 202.142.129.178 23:21, 3 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

We're all bozos on this bus

What the hell are you talking about? I most certainly hope you're being illogical. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:38, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Do you mean your appointment as Hero? Don't worry, this is my idea of fun. Otherwise, wha? (kaizum me) 03:53, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

OH MY GOD THANK GOD IT'S JUST FOR FUN. PHEW!!! Sorry, but I've actually had a pretty shitty day today since my high school suddenly rejected me, and now I have to go to another one that's a charter school. I had a fucking 4.850 GPA and they still let me go! 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 03:57, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, to me at least, everything here is in fun. Sorry to hear about your shitty day. At least you weren't catapulted into a Persian city by Mongols. (kaizum me) 04:03, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I know I keep telling myself it's not the end of the world. But that means i'll have to meet some people I haven't seen since eighth grade... including the one girl that actually loved me but I didn't love back Holy crap this sounds cheesy. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 04:12, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

What sort of charter school? My kids went to one. (kaizum me) 04:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

What is a charter school? I think in Australia it's called something different. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:42, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'd be concerned if that girl who liked you was a stalker from the nearby electronics store that tried to sabotage your electronic devices so you could keep seeing her. Otherwise, you're pretty much in the clear, except for the whole having to leave your old school part. That kinda sucks. Oh, and I have no idea what a charter school is either. Please enlighten me. ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:17, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

My question is how on Earth do you get above a 4.0 GPA?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:26, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

When I was in high school, they gave us an extra 0.5 for each honors course. So, if you take one honors course out of 5, you could potentially get a grade of 4.5 for an A in the honors course. If you get A's in the other 4 courses, your GPA would be 4.1. My kids went to an arts magnet school, chartered for concentration on arts obviously. It was good for those who took it seriously, but the rest of their education suffered a lot. Poor kids. I wish I had known early on how poorly they'd been prepared for high school. (kaizum me) 13:33, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I was a str8 pubic school kid. Wasn't so bad considering it was one of the best school systems in the state... you know how rich white bland suburbs can be. --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:28, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I took honors classes and took AP classes. I was in a humanities magnet those years, but now I have to go to a freaking charter school, and it starts earlier than my previous high school was supposed to start. For Decks and XY: a charter school is an individually funded educational facility funded directly by the government that often has different standards than most schools and are usually very picky about students. This charter high school has a raffle held for any students that applied who are not local (ME. That school's six freaking miles away). There ranges from a measly 120 spots to a questionably large 350 spots. Charter schools are also meant to be "of a higher educational and disciplinary standard," but that can either mean you get detention for getting a grade below a B on any given assignment or you're forced to be in a club.

At least, that's how it is here in California.

Wish me... luck?

2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 19:50, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

P.S., I have actually never sucked at math(s). Just saying.

Education in Melbourne's north east is a little dodgy. Just saying. It's not that bad, but some schools lack the common facilities, which is a shame. I go to a better-equipped school, but there are some schools with a VERY low budget. Homeschooling is rare, but we aren't against it. Also, GPA 4.0 here in Australia is the lowest passing grade :P --XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 23:01, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

GPA 4.0 here in America means straight A's, so it's the highest passing grade here in America if you don't take Honors and AP classes. I've seen some students get the maximum GPA possible (5.5) and they claim they were not accepted by the amount of universities they wanted. Yeah. Nowadays academic popularity is based on how many universities accept you, not which specific university selects you. How I miss those days... 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 00:09, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

What about your Filipino girlfriend? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 03:26, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Well, there's always DeVry "University"... haw haw haw! (kaizum me) 06:41, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

A weasel or two

Would you mind adding to the Principia Zimizmia? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 07:55, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

The recognition that you deserve

This user, for his drug enriched creative writing, deserves The Lance Armstrong Award For Creativity Enhancement. Keep blazing/tripping/snorting/injecting, Illogian!

This article was the last straw. xD Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:55, 6 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Continue the communal lazing and giggling. ~ Good tidings! ~ 00:20, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I feel like Sally Field, when she said, "They like me! They really, really like me!" Thank you very much. (kaizum me) 15:23, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

unfortunately, recognition comes at the price of duty, and in this case duty calls.

This pyromaniacally degenerated Klansman that goes by the name of Fireplague made some alterations to our month's featured article. 2+2=5 (Tay | Say) 01:05, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for catching that. User has been warned. (kaizum me) 15:23, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Nice award. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:14, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I know, huh? I feel all tingley and spatula. (kaizum me) 15:23, 7 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

VFH request

I've closed Illogicopedia:VFF/Satan Bunny as I think we can say that it has passed with flying colours, so I'm waiting for your command to get it on the front page, mon ami. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:16, 15 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

• In addition to this, there seems to be queued VFF's that have been forgotten about. Check Category:Candidates for Limelight/Queued for the forgotten duo. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 21:19, 15 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for bring these bits of knowledge into my brain case. I may act on them when I'm feeling better. Not that that's an excuse. I am clearly a lazy bastard. So, this is now in my personal queue. Cheers. (kaizum me) 21:32, 15 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I'm in the greater Boston area

And I haven't seen any corned beef sprouting fangs. The milk isn't even spoiling on the vine. I thought I shaved the cat correctly, but maybe the moon was wrong? What am I doing wrong? -— Athyria 15:41, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Welsocome to the new gland! eat lopsters! --|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:44, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Those sound dangerous. I think I need to get one. -— Athyria 16:27, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You must come to my house, then... I prepare fanged Rueben sandwiches to die for. Even the saurkraut has fangs. Also, Frunobulax really wants to meet you. I tell her and my wife all about you, and all of my girls want to meet you. In lieu of that, write an ?pedia article on HowTo:Prepare for the Apocalypse. Cheers! (kaizum me) 18:42, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Hmm... I could do both, maybe. I'm here until the middle of next week, anyway. Mind you, right now I'm trying to write a book, so my mindset is all wrong, but it does have an apocalypse in it. Several, in fact. And who says we can't write what we know, hmm? Also I think I may make a fanged ham soon. Next time I run out of ham, maybe? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. -— Athyria 19:55, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Isn't this the middle of the week? Well, starting in 7 hours and change. Frankly, our house is in such condition that the thought of inviting you horrifies me. We're too well off to get state or federal help with our housework, but not well off enough to hire someone. A couple of relatives do some stuff to help when the can, but it;s not nearly enough. (kaizum me) 20:58, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Need anything fixed? I like fixing things. -— Athyria 21:21, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

A lawn mower, maybe. Supposed to be one of those easy pull starts. I pulled something, that's for sure. (kaizum me) 21:48, 18 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Oh, man, that may be a bit beyond my skill. I can give you a squirrel, though. -— Athyria 20:52, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I could turn myself into a lawnmower if needed. ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:03, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Do you have goat ears? -— Athyria 01:43, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Dex... that would be splendid, thanks. Athyria... I already have groundhog trouble, so... no thanks. You've seen my picture... judge my ears for yourself. (kaizum me) 03:04, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

MOOOSE. -— Athyria 18:20, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

BATMOOOSE. (kaizum me) 01:17, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I STAND BY THEE, BATMOOSE. -— Athyria 13:32, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Standing by me, you put your mortal soul in peril. (kaizum me) 22:09, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Peril puts the beauty in life, the meaning in love, and the soul in coffee. -— Athyria 22:38, 24 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Is that yours, or did you steal it? Either way, its mellifluous to my minds ear. (kaizum me) 03:07, 28 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Um... yes. I don't know. Point stands either way. Coffee is coffee. -— Athyria 23:32, 2 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

You win. Congratulations! Fanged meats live on! But no, bad coffee sucks... but I guess I'm spoiled... I can't afford the good good stuff, but I found something I find acceptable. Unfortunately, price is all. (kaizum me) 02:04, 3 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Because we're active again

Cheese! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 07:32, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

No cheese! Kein Käse! لا الجبن! Sin queso! Pas de fromage! 何のチーズません！No juustu! קיין קעז! Walang keso! δεν τυρί! нет сыра! לא גבינה! पनीर नहीं! 没有奶酪! (kaizum me) 17:05, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Please place chlorine over these articles

• ALT GRRRR!!!
• Psychosis

Both are my own articles and both I find very crappy, now that I'm older. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:20, 19 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Done. (kaizum me) 03:01, 20 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I know that a ton of my articles are utter crap looking back at them.. but how could you ever stand seeing your work detonated, man? The childishness is part of the novelty!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:37, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

ALT GRRRR!!! was an unfinished page that was left more or less abandoned with little I could do to expand it; in the sake of the psychosis article, well, I find writing about mental health problems if not anything but offensive nowadays. Heck, psychosis runs in my bloody family! It is also quite surprising that I haven't sent my page on cutting to the morgue, but I did give it a big trim by myself a couple of months back. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:55, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yeah i see what ya mean. I hear you. Sometimes I read some of the remarks I made in old articles and think, "oh jeez that was sorta offensive" and then attribute it to my being young and foolish.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:03, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I enjoy offensive AND funny. With some things I ask myself, if I would feel hurt by the words if I were such and such. It's easier when you know people of that sort; for instance, two of my granddaughters are bi. My nephew has asperger's. It's easy to pretend to be a homophobe, or poke fun at fun at mental illness (my own included) in an unhurtful way when you love someone who's also a target. In the end, though, it's a tightrope for all of us about damned near anything. As for being young and foolish, most of us have been there, and can surely recall cause for embarassment at some time. (kaizum me) 22:05, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

If I made a smart usage of that psychosis page, I would probably have kept it, but Athryia's comment on the talk page said that it wasn't even d'oh-worthy and I have to agree with her. I'm with you on the offensive thing in general though, I adore people such as Chris Morris, who makes programs that garner up 6000 complaints. :D Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:03, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I have a great idea. Let's go to a gun range and spend the day drinking beer, shooting and agreeing with one another. I can't recall which cartoon I stole that from, but it was some gay dude talking with his dad, who was uncomfortable with his son's sexuality. (kaizum me) 11:29, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Not a Belching Hyena nor Hyena blazing

Hehe. I have an email I have sent you. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:37, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Did it with a trebuchet and dental floss. (kaizum me) 13:19, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Mink!!!!

Fail the Mink! No, don't! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 02:37, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

The Mink. Huh. Well, here's what I think of mink. It's not a meme, or a long thread here, so it doesn't irk my nerves in charge of deleting articles. Having said that, no mink has yet made me laugh. I would laugh at something clearly dear to your heart. (kaizum me) 22:07, 21 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

What about this one? Also, do you still ask permission from your dog to use search engines? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:26, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Well, that's just a pic of a dead, stuffed mink. No laughs or illogic there. Now, if the mink were alive and rampaging, maiming and slaughtering hippos in a river, that would be illogical and only a tiny bit funny, if funny at all. Or, a minkdroid on a mission to assassinate all elected Republicans in Rhode Island... maybe a little funny. Or an ocean liner made of mink corpses transporting counterfeit antiaircraft missiles to Somalia, manned by an extended family of Chinese-Finnish mafiosi. Or a short order cook mink, working in a Soho deli making sandwiches to order, subletting a 6th floor walkup from a candy entrepreneur, spending a week each year in Phuket, Thailand, bar crawling in the trans red light district and randomly insulting people driving mopeds. See? Think of a noun, think of some stuff that might have something to do with it, think of some other stuff that has little or nothing to do with it, write it down, and wait. Ah, the waiting. It's tedious and less fun than getting tased, bro. Wait! The Latin... mustela lutreola... to my French-as-a-first-language, English-as a-second-language mind, it sounds somewhat hilarious. I believe it's possible to create something based on that with a tiny bit of effort. Anyway, did I tell you I like you? Well, I don't really know you, but based on our limited communications, I find you amusing, helpful, friendly, odd, and literate. Mustela sounds like an Italian wine to me, and lutreola could be like, a freaking, tumescent abnormality where you have aureolas forming on your forehead, ankles and the bottoms of your feet. --The preceding unsigned comment was left by Gruntled (talk | stalk), see the past frenzies page for posting time

Quyte good. That would be good in the Mink article, which is right now a stub in need of expansion. Why don't you add it? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 04:58, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Glad you liked it, thanks. And done. (kaizum me) 06:30, 22 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Burmese chorus ferret.

The gnocchi consists of arrayed general felt-tip pens. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 09:20, 28 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I grok the gnarl electric, as bodies of chamomile swim the Thames smugly. (kaizum me) 21:16, 28 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Eaves of cooking trees, I discovered that the Chinese take-away at a local shopping centre was run by a meerkat. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:02, 28 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Is it good take-away? I find when I cook that sort of thing, one secret is sesame oil. (kaizum me) 20:30, 29 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

It is quite good. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:20, 3 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I love Chinese food. I made Hoisin pork a couple of days ago... delicious. (kaizum me) 15:26, 3 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

One restaurant (not by a meerkat) is called The Worthy Quail. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:17, 3 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

A request of you, being an admin and all...

I believe I have met the requirements to be in The Order of the Paperclip: Third Class. Because it needs admin approval, I'm asking you to see if I qualify for the Order. Thank you. 01:20, 29 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I will investigate and act appropriately at my usual leisurely pace. Sorry, I'm old and sluggish, and in need of a 50k check badly. Cheers! (kaizum me) 20:29, 29 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

*gives Gruntled 50,000 Zimbabwean dollars...* Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:17, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

That's about 0.00000000000001 cents isn't it? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 10:22, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Working on this right now. (kaizum me) 16:55, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

441 edits in Main, so you've met that requirement. I've started peeking at some of these, and I haven't seen a "quality" article yet. Have you done a Vital article? Sorry, but my time here comes as my health permits, and I have a few things to do, so can you point me to 6 high-quality articles and 1 article listed in Illogicopedia:Vital? Thank you, Sahib. (kaizum me) 17:41, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I will help you bring any articles you need to bring them up to "quality", whatever that means. Cheers! (kaizum me) 17:42, 1 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Yes, I do have a Vital article: J. R. R. Tolkien. As for high quality articles... let's just say beauty is in the eye if the beholder. I also have enough forum contributions. 00:22, 2 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Indeed you have the one vital article, but I would say it's not great. Not deletable, but not noteworthy. Maybe you should look at some award winning articles for inspiration. Links, pic(s) and categories are desirable, as well as some length. I think I look for nonsense, but with some humor and consistency, in a "good" article. Keep on plugging, and you might become bat shit. (kaizum me) 01:07, 2 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I'd been meaning to ask someone at some point whether I'd reached OOTP status as well, but didn't wanna come across as an annoying vanity face. Not saying that 2+2 is as such, it's just that I don't usually witness people asking for these things. ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:18, 4 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

With such a skimpy supply of users, there is not much to witness. I do not fret over being asked, at least in some cases, due to consideration of age. Young people think differently, as my grandkids remind me. I got the ultimate compliment from my oldest granddaughter last week: she works at a courtesy booth at my favorite supermarket. I walked up, acting as though I didn't recognize her, and said, "is this where I come to tell you bats are eating my legs?" She said, "you are so weird!" and laughed hysterically. She's one to talk. She's really weird too, and she flaunts it. She gets away with it because she's beautiful and lovable. She's also really street smart, thanks to her daddy. I will just say, I wouldn't want to fight her. As I told our mathematically challenged fellow, I will investigate on your behalf, in my own limping time. Fog the carousel, the belching melon horde approaches!(kaizum me) 02:35, 4 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

This should actually interest you.

Do you think we should collab on Stinky Chinese Monkey Farts? I'll let you create it first, though, because the name of the article itself suggests some crazy uncharted territory of illogic. 02:23, 20 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Been indisposed lately, but yes, there is a certain appeal there. I will check in as disposal becomes imminent. Dog farts, though... maybe the Chinese developed monkey farts in response to the American weaponized dog fart program. (kaizum me) 15:06, 23 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

ROTFLLMFAO

I think I know why you gave me a 2 hour Chinese burn, but it was coming to me sooner or later. I did not mean to mess around with you, but I'm sorry anyways. 71.108.114.23 22:33, 23 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Well, you did ask for it... heh heh... (kaizum me) 23:14, 23 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Eee... The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:45, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

This is a place where my evil intentions collide with being an admin, so I get to have juvenile fun. Wheeeeeeeee..... (kaizum me) 02:15, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I am the Meme Resource

Hello Illogicopedians!

I am Hollywood Superstar Shia LaBeouf. Very excited to be a resource for illogicopedia! You can inquire to me about any meme or dank meme related questions! (Btw my actual name is 1337yB1rd! Contact me with any memeage inquiries!

Sign your posts, please. Also, subterrain photo smells. (kaizum me) 14:21, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Four til-dez! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:12, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Is that French for "stop peeing on my sleeve"? (kaizum me) 22:25, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

No, that's 4 tildes in non-French. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:26, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I think you're wrong, but I will defend your right to lick echidnas. (kaizum me) 22:27, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

This is kind of what's it's like when you talk to me high... because I'm high. Legally! (kaizum me) 22:28, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I used to be the meme expert, but then I took an arrow to the knee This 1337 guy or whatever took over. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:14, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I wouldn't brag about that. Only the most vital among us dare confront the raw meem. And Bender the robot will have all the donkeys he can eat. (kaizum me) 23:18, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

RE: The Meme Resource

Hello, I am the person who originally posted teh thingy on witch i am righting aboot.

Futurama is an incredibly dank oscar winning tv show that made autistic children go blind when it was first broadcast in HD in 2009. Also, I am the one to ask about memes. XY007 I am the true meme master. We can be meme lords together! Be it Danken Elves or Rare Pepes. We may be brothers of the 4Chanian Descent. We don't need to be dank adversaries!

Not dank memes though, sensible memes. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:06, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Dank is good weed. Presumably, dank dank is superior. (kaizum me) 01:12, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

No, it would be all musty and damp. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:19, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I think it depends on where you are when you're saying it. (kaizum me) 01:25, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

The garbage is piling up.

A wave of IP edits today, inckludieg the blatant crap they create. XY007 and I have been QDing articles today. 20:47, 11 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads up. Or wombat release. Or curried anchovies? Or... anyway, thanks. Your attentions are noted. Your antlers gleam in the moonlight. This is particularly attractive to Finnish moose. (kaizum me) 22:50, 11 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

I think a group of people are targeting this website, and their edits are getting pretty annoying. Also, 2 more QD'd articles since my last message to you. 23:29, 11 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

I gave u:86.69.154.210 another chance, since you warned them and they responded. I also warned them. (kaizum me) 23:55, 11 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

K so I wrote the most MLG article of all time and are you freddy 4 ready pls? T3H 1337EST M33M MAST3R (_L0L_) (talk) 18:30, 12 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Eddy has been ready since 1971. Freddie's readiness, however, has always been in doubt. I myself am neither Eddy nor Freddie. If you are asking about my readiness, I have to say no, I am not ready. This is not a problem, since I am generally unprepared for anything. Oh. Er, what's MLG? (kaizum me) 02:07, 13 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Major League Gaming, m8! 04:28, 13 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

That means it has something to do with sports? My sports IQ is zero. (kaizum me) 04:31, 13 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

It's about video games. It's also about America's obesity problem. It's also about marijuana. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 07:35, 13 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

OK, got it. Thanks for clearing it up for me. Too lazy to Google it, I guess. Obesity, you say? I suppose I am obese. Marijuana, you say? Medical or recreational use? That word, recreation; I find it curious. Recreating something by playing football, or smoking marijuana, or digging a tunnel... it begs the question; how many lumps? Pete Puma takes three of four. He's got a sweet tooth. (kaizum me) 13:04, 13 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

It is time

Two words: New. Feature. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:41, 21 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

You are correct. Thank you, good night and <belch>... excuse me. (kaizum me) 01:44, 21 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

You will love this:

Amazing, right?! I found it on 4chan. 03:22, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

And this too! 03:29, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Is the first one Hindleyite? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:54, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

These are some great gifs. The top one looks like me when I'm having a "little Satori". (kaizum me) 17:32, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Also: Illustrious Order of the Ninth Nipple. I asked to join over a month ago, but, you know, you said to give you some time to allow me in because of some weird shit about a tenth nipple on someone's thigh that my brain cannot remember.

Should there be some specific task one may need to fulfill to join? 20:04, 7 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

that Pokemon bank is delayed until 2019 that I need you to block the IP 81.162.120.15. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:28, 8 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

I got a question for ya

How old are you? --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

57. In metric. (kaizum me) 06:12, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

In imperial? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:17, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

I dunno... I just do what the slide rule tells me to. (kaizum me) 06:28, 13 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Sorry m8

Look man, I'm really sorry. I just wanted to join the weed squad and, and.... Guy Fieri sent me to take your life...

All is forgiven, in the spirit of the season. Not this season, but the season. However, I do not forgive your cavorting with the likes of Guy Fieri. Not sure why. I don't really follow the sorts of things that mention him, so I only know that he cooks, is on tv a lot and is controversial. I feel that the Rapture as portrayed on Squidbillies Season 2 Episode 13 "Armageddon It On!" is probably most accurate. The Reverend sort of looks like an onion, and wants to know what the safe word is. (kaizum me) 06:01, 15 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Things are struggling in VFF

Foals hasn't been doing so well in VFF, and I really don't understand why. It's barely gotten one positive vote from XY007, one negative vote from Awesomedecks (possibly because he doesn't like the band in the first place), a comment from Island Monkey that seems like he wanted to give a positive vote but withheld it simply because he wasn't sure if I was into this band or not, and a comment from Kuolioinen saying that the article has good illogic and length, but it "doesn't stand out and I don't know what this is."

In sum, HELP! Can you at least cast your vote for it to help it limp along? 20:01, 29 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Cna yuo raed tihs?

Yuo pborbaly nac. Ni nay sace, hantk uoy rof uptting eth eatfure yccle abck toin lapce. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 10.02.17, 11.32 AM

You're welcome, O noble and earnest Operator. Goofy birds flock to your feet in search of honest grubs, or something like that, I suppose. (kaizum me) 13:56, 10 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

A fitting song for your canine overlord

To be played during the event of a Frunobulaxial manifestation (no, not the black poodle). 00:04, 20 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

She really likes the song, especially the bass. My wife, Sister Zim_ulatrix, picked the song, "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor because she loves getting her butt scratched. Well, not her butt, precisely, but her low back just above the tail. She loves her dem butt scratchies, yo. Frunobulaxial manifestation sounds like it would make a good article. (kaizum me) 02:37, 20 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Sòmething tò interest yòu...

IllogiGames:Big Brrother 2017

Ìț'ŝ ħàppěñĩňġ áģäǐń. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:25, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Welcome!

Congratulations! You have been accepted into the League as a non-Brazilian member, your efforts will be worthwhile, welcome, any questions, just consult the league boss! Illogico! _Illogically? 01:55, 15 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have been elected vice league leader, help us the way you can! Happy birthday to you! Illogico! _Illogically? 13:49, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Wow! You folks have low standards! As promised, the least you can expect from me is nothing. The most? Little more than nothing. Thank you, momadoring fan(s). (kaizum me) 17:13, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Some problem? Would you like to open a poll? Let me

explain: We had only three members (real people), and one decided to abandon our league, there were only two left, and we want to improve our league. You have problems? Because there's no one voting for you? It was for members (real people) to vote, but Louis wanted to run, and I did, "My mother told me to choose this one from here!" And it fell upon thee. Illogico! _Illogically? 20:47, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

No problem at all, friend. I was being sarcastic, or satirical perhaps. (kaizum me) 16:40, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

XY010

One of these Brazilians has made an account in the hope of impersonating me, but has simply used it to vandalise. Even his userpage admits his goal. Do you think it's worth blocking him? After all, he is a vandal and a sockpuppet. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:45, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

aim wondering how old this person is. Thanks for cleaning up my user page. Deleted sock and blocked him. The sock. I let Luis live. For now. (kaizum me) 18:51, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

He's my 9-year-old cousin, I just talked to him about

the league, but I did not know I was going to get to this point. Illogico! _Illogically? 20:50, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC) I was right! A little kid. (kaizum me) 21:19, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Yes! A little kid Illogico! _Illogically? 21:27, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

If I give Louis a temporary block, he does not deserve to be unharmed. I even offended you. Illogico! _Illogically? 21:31, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm not offended. A kid doing silly things is nothing to get angry about. I banned the XY010 user and deleted it's user and talk pages. We're all here to have a little fun, so we can give him a break and hope he'll behave better. (kaizum me) 00:35, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Kids... Illogico! _Illogically? 01:10, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Our 8 year old granddaughter is our of our housemates, so I'm used to it. We're lucky in that she's a joy. Not only is she smart and funny, she'll spontaneously clean up dog poop in our back yard or do a little cleaning, expecting no reward. In fact, she never tells us what she does, so it's up to us to notice she's done something. My wife and I are both disabled and have difficulty with stuff that used to be easy; housework and the like. So she and my son do stuff to help us... a thing that's small to them is greatly appreciated. (kaizum me) 01:54, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

What? Translate to portuguese! Illogico! _Illogically? 02:39, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You'll have to to that yourself. This site is English. (kaizum me) 02:54, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Yes. Also, block Louis for 2 weeks, perhaps? He should understand what he's done. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:28, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Idiot!

Convince Illogico to remove me block from the league! Or rather, since you are vice leader, I think you can do it yourself... Louis, the crazy LOL 00:40, 19 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Calling me an idiot and asking a favor? Not very smart. My 8 year old granddaughter wouldn't do that. You're a year older. What's your excuse for your behavior? Come back in two weeks if you can control yourself. (kaizum me) 06:52, 19 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I'll try to talk to him... Illogico! _Illogically? 22:34, 19 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Thats ok, but he's a little kid. I expect nothing. I did ban him for two weeks, for whatever that's worth. (kaizum me) 00:40, 20 Arche 2017 (UTC)

He's a little stressed... Cousins... Illogico! _Illogically? 00:52, 20 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Louis LOL

Hi, I'm here to ask you to lower the Louis LOL lock, because he told me that he's not going to do that anymore and that he just wants to edit. We will see... Illogico! _Illogically? 03:38, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I doubt it. He's still abused multiple accounts, and his block expires in 12 days. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 03:40, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I'm also in doubt... But we do not even know what the boy thinks... Illogico! _Illogically? 04:06, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

We've been more than reasonable. I think most wikis would ban him permanently and be done with it. Let him think about his behavior for another 12 days and then we will see if he can control himself. (kaizum me) 09:19, 21 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Request for movement

Hi, how do I move a page (change title) I wanted to move the link to a more independent domain, type: Illogicopedia:League of Brazilian Editors, can you do that?

I'm happy to do that for you. Please try to remember to sign your posts.

I had a thought... being bat fuck insane in a foreign language can be difficult. I lived in Okinawa for a while with Asian roommates, and I learned just enough Japanese to be funny. Mush of our shared humor was physical, so it was pretty easy. We also drank a bit in those days, so alcohol acted as a social lubricant. More difficult to write and share in this way. So, please be calm if you think something is wrong or insulting' our purpose is fun, so let me ar any of us "old timers" about any confusion and of anything we can do to help.

In my case, I have health problems that keep me away at times' I've been here a lot lately, so that says I'm feeling fairly well. My wife's health can take we away as well sometimes. So if I seem to be aloof, it's that I'm otherwise occupied. (kaizum me) 02:32, 22 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I would be grateful if you did this... Illogico! _Illogically? 02:47, 22 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Done, son. (kaizum me) 03:24, 22 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Decrease my cousin's block, he's crazy ... Please ... He said he will not leave my house until he slows down his lock ;-/Illogico! _Illogically? 23:43, 23 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I have to ask... how old are you? I do not let children control my behavior, my grandchildren or any others. Also, we do not put up with drama. Clearly Luis is too young for our wiki. I feel I have no choice but to ban him until he grows up. You are welcome to debate here if you must. (kaizum me) 02:47, 24 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Can you add this template to illogical and crazy articles?

Template

Can you add this template to illogical and crazy articles? Illogico! _Illogically? 04:17, 28 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You can do so if you like. (kaizum me)

Sorry

Hi, I will no longer vandalize, I promise, you can unlock my main account, I want to return to contribute positively to the project. Unlock me, please, just unlock and realize you did the right thing. Theillogically (talk) 04:28, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I don't think that's going to happen. Why did you vandalise? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 04:30, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I was stressed and also not very mature, resulted in

blockage, but I can change, and try to control me, sorry for the offenses and damage. Theillogically (talk) 04:34, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Who are you? Luis? (kaizum me) 16:27, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Luis Kalvin, yes, I am the creator of the account Louis

LOL, Illogico second cousin, I am 9 years old and I am just a child and I want my main account unlocked, I will no longer vandalize, give me one last chance, please... Theillogically (talk) 18:45, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

10 years old in April, 5 Theillogically (talk) 18:49, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

My granddaughter is 8, and she would never have behave as rudely as you. Of course she wouldn't be here because we adults responsible for her don't think this wiki is appropriate for people under... let me pick a random number as a placeholder... let's say 15. It's not particularly smutty or vulgar, inappropriate in the ways that many kinds of adult sites are. It's more about having the maturity to manage the vast freedoms allowed here responsibly. I will put the question to a forum, but don't be hopeful.

Pay very close attention here, Luis: do not post anything on Illogicopedia at all unless the question is resolved in forum. I alone will post a comment on your new talk page. Any more begging, any more questions or comments and you're banned. (kaizum me) 21:32, 30 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I joined when I was 13. :P 01:04, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I am 21 years old Illogico! _Illogically? 01:14, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Fish. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 01:56, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are rocker?

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! _Illogically? 22:31, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

NeW sAUsAGeS

YOU GOT MAIL _{which is a sausage}Gruntled at... Template talk:Random number/P.

I ate the rest of sausages lol 👉 👉 👉 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 14:23, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Invitation

well... at least you added 1 letter. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 00:49, 10 Arply 2017 (UTC)

A hamster on a keyboard (phenomenon)

Good evening. Snarglefoop and I have a concern about this article, which we have expressed at Talk:A hamster on a keyboard (phenomenon). Thank you for your time. Cg098 (talk) 01:00, 14 Arply 2017 (UTC)

You're probably already aware of this, but he's back. Cg098 (talk) 16:57, 15 Arply 2017 (UTC)

unblock

wwwwLouis as back! (talk) 01:20, 16 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Goal Oriented Divination LLC

Do you wish there to be a price list in your IllogiBusiness, offering afterlife services? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:26, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I think you're on to something here. Although I don't personally believe in an afterlife, I'm not above hypocrisy, however, so I'd be happy to get paid for that and other services. I can perform ceremonies, which I will invent right now:

• Schizmizmizm - the first required devotion of the noob Zimbat Buddhist, it symbolizes the rejection of dependence on Reverend Zim_ulator for guidance on the spiritual journey.
• Riddance of Auras - send me a picture of yourself and I will cleanse you of stinky auras
• Riddance of Areolas - for those,who might want such a thing, a series of spiritual exercises to rid you of unwanted areolas. Usually performed on those who have more than two, and want to get rid of the extras

More later. (kaizum me) 11:52, 21 Arply 2017 (UTC)

A new user

A new user just registered with the username Cg089. He's from Brazil, said he was invited by Luis to "to pump and vandalize", and copied my userpage onto his. I think he might be in violation of the username policy, if we have one. Cg098 (talk) 01:16, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hello? You are admin? Luis is real admin? Thuth o false?Cg089 (talk) 01:36, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Cg098 no admin, Luis no admin, false, I no admin, Gruntled yes admin. lol 👉 👉 👉 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 02:58, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

There shall be no Egyptian god cards on Illogicopedia! Cg098 (talk) 02:23, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Sorry. I was thinking of Thoth. Cg098 (talk) 16:42, 7 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Speaking of the god cards...

To be honest, I think that having admin rights could slightly interfere with trying to make normal articles. What I was thinking is, have the admin rights transferred to my XY008 account. That way, I'll just log in to that account when deletion needs to be done, or a user needs to be blocked. OK? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 07:58, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

For myself, I can't see any advantage to doing that. I think it might become confusing to myself and others. For instance, someone may think it's a sock puppet, and therefore not to be taken seriously. I'm not recommending whether you do this or not. I just have a gut feeling it would be troublesome. I will advise that you give it some thought for a bit, weigh any pros and cons that might come to mind. (kaizum me) 08:06, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

So, basically, no? Understandable. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 08:10, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

No, I'm saying think it through, weigh any benefits and detriments; analyse why you'd do it. Bounce ideas of somebody if you like. Then decide. (kaizum me) 08:13, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Speaking of Cards...

It's a bit Off tropic but...

Come & Make cards for our new game: The IllogiCards! lol 👉 👉 👉 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 08:00, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I might, but I'm very lazy, so when I might is anybody's guess. Thanks for the invitation. (kaizum me) 08:06, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

'kay. lol 👉 👉 👉 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 08:13, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

...

Every day my reputation in Illogicopedia diminishes, the fact that I am a puppetmaster's cousin does not help, I am afraid of being blocked. Illogico! _Illogically? 20:02, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Guilt by association? You know even Hillary Clinton had to deal with that. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:56, 6 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I can only imagine how Ivanka Trump feels... She honestly doesn't deserve the crap she's been getting from America simply because her dad's a Reptilian. 03:58, 10 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Do not fear from me, sir. (kaizum me) 09:42, 7 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Okay Illogico! _Illogically? 23:55, 8 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Y r-i p

Hey, click on my username to find out what I'm an alt account of. Anyway I did some digging and I found oud your ip adress. It was simple. I read every part of this. and then I googled it up and I found out: You live at: Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States. --Mindhacker (talk) 10:41, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

And why do I care? (kaizum me) 21:38, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Coz I will come and find you. Jus coz.--I cat tall the dark (talk) 21:58, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

If this keeps on going, we may have to dust off the banhammer. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:10, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

MIne is clean and freshly oiled.i keep it in my underwear. (kaizum me) 22:13, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

And why did I need to know that? In any case, my banhammer is kept in the cupboard. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:14, 12 Aym 2017 (UTC)

IN truth, you certainly do not need to know that. However, because it's an "alternate fact", I can bandy it about as much as I wish. There is no expectation of a real hammer, cached proximally to real testes, physically used to ban users. However, the idea of it remains, real as real within its own borders. Some like me are amused; small things for small minds. Others, perhaps caught in a fit of viscerallity, may apperceive such statements powerfully, even nauseatingly. If I caused this sort of reaction in you, dear XY007, please accept this limited liability apology. It can be redeemed for mega seeds available exclusively through Rick Sanchez. His grandson Morty will take messages, but you have to talk Rick for the seeds. Oh, and don't talk to Jerry at all! He's a dufus and a screw up. (kaizum me) 00:51, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Gee, it must be uncomfortable having to walk around with a hammer in your pants all day-- Foodies | 00:59, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)

No

No inspired King Jong-un (talk) 13:15, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Louis lol is back

Hey, just looking through recent changes, and I found a possible Louis LOL Sock called Louis k.--Mah gamemah other game foodies - - - > imijursVANDALISM!

05:03, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)d

Why was I (2+2=5) banned indefinitely?

Please explain. I was not making those sockpuppets. 204.108.110.180 15:43, 29 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

My only explanation is that i was really tired and I had no business editing a wiki. My apologies. I don my Reverend Zim_ulator garb and bestow upon you the Great Blessing of Mea Culpa Kaizumerie;

Oushsla bastruude menjhy ta da buumdiye bastichiau mankros. Aprafkejuubel frnynke zhyukrambe hunker fnerd, aparajhyenkeghnerkel frit ghumbha. Predyuu predyuu monkat ferb. (kaizum me) 18:04, 29 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

For you ass! 107.167.106.136 15:50, 29 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Ban the IP!

110.140.108.44 needs to be banned. I also told XY, because I don't know which of you is more likely to be on here at this hour. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 11:46, 17 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Alert

Either you or XY is going to have to ban Ivo6. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:34, 20 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

There's an annoying vandal and a QD backlog waiting for the next admin to log in. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 14:20, 6 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Ivo hates you. I'm not ivo, I'm icttd. Too lazy to log in.

Just cause I'm with my ip, doesnt mean you need two confuse sum homophones. 110.140.186.61 13:02, 24 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

? (kaizum me) 07:21, 26 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

Hi

Block ivo ^danny!_Text 06:04, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Heads up

Ivo has set up an account called User:Ovi. He hasn't done anything yet, but I suspect that he created it to be used later on so he can strike when no one is around. Or, it could just be his attempt at setting up a decoy, which wouldn't work nonetheless. Just be high on alert on Recent Changes whenever you see anything being done by that account. 04:36, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Blocked until next time. Thanks dude. (kaizum me) 05:09, 24 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Could you ban The 3rd blanker? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 00:59, 30 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Hello

I'm back, my banana's extremes, sorry for the english, I dont using Google Translate Illogico! _Illogically? 13:29, 4 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Hello

I'm back, my banana's extremes, sorry for the english, I dont using Google Translate Illogico! _Illogically? 13:29, 4 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

My user page

Dear Gruntled,

Please super-kaizum my userpage. Also known as 'delete it'. I'm not leaving though. Thanks, Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:45, 7 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Yo, dog, the main page is roached. And has been for a couple days.

Not sure who to point this out to but I found you so hey. From Firefox, Seamonkey, and Opera on my regular system, Firefox on a system in another country, and Firefox on Windows (yet another system) here, the site's up and running fine and when I'm logged in everything's cool, but if I'm logged out, I'm seeing this for the main page:

Snarglefoop (talk) 01:53, 28 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

VPN? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:38, 28 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Tried it with and without a VPN, tried it from a cable modem in Canada (direct outbound connection, no filtering), from a company in Masschusetts (also direct outbound connection), and as mentioned, from several different systems, browers, and architectures. When I wasn't logged in, the error page is what I saw. When I logged in, it went back to normal. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:47, 28 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

I see it too. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 16:31, 28 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Maybe you could contact Athyria about this. It might be a problem with the CSS, which other people have asked her questions about. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 23:36, 28 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

When does CSS ever produce an internal error? I don't see how that could happen. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 04:04, 29 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

"Cannot contact the database server" seems a little more serious than the usual IERR. In fact, it doesn't seem like it should even be possible to produce that message with a dependency on whether the viewer is logged in. That kind of behavior seems weird enough that it almost must be intentional, which is to say it's some kind of rather clever vandalism, but there are no recent changes in the "recent changes" list that seem even vaguely related to it. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:27, 29 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

BTW I went ahead and escalated it to Athyria. And that's about as far as I go; if there's a step beyond, I don't know what it might be. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:31, 29 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Illogipost

Your paperboy delivered a new issue. lol 👉 👉 👉 👉  lol w/ me●JOIN US
History of lulzz 10:09, 23 Yoon 2018 (UTC)

Gruntled

Where are you? Illogico! _Illogically? 13:48, 17 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

I am here at the moment. We’re busy settling in after moving to New Hampshire, and I’ve been putting time in to finishing up my album Turbulent Crossing https://denislarose.bandcamp.com/releases. The link takes you to 6 of a probable 10 songs when I release. I’m fixing mixing problems in the existing tunes, and finishing composition of the remaining four. Cheers! (kaizum me) 14:20, 21 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Cool, soon I want to learn English, maybe you can express me better without having to use this erroneous Google Translate. Illogico! _Illogically? 03:35, 5 Serpeniver 2018 (UTC)

Turkey paladin

Remember how you restored this page and it had the contents of a totally different page? It appears that every page deleted before 7 October 2013 is corrupted. Every deleted revision has the correct edit summary and byte number but clearly has the text of a revision to something else, an account creation log entry, or both mashed together. That's why. It's probably to do with moving off Carlb's server. Obviously there's nothing you can do about this, but I thought you might like to know. Raises more questions than it answers, really... ❦ Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 23:02, 12 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)

Sorry, I got a job and forgot all about this place. (kaizum me) 22:02, 30 Ditzimber 2019 (UTC)

An update

I am pleased to inform you that Wow guys. OK guys. Un-detranslatable action people. OK people. Wow people. I am a duck. DUCK DUCK DUCK! now meets the criteria for Antlerianism. The cheese has been nosed, and the kaizum awaits. Snirnijk. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 19:52, 10 Jeremy 2020 (UTC)

YOU HAVE RETURNED

URNED! 05:11, 12 Jumbly 2021 (UTC)

And you made a Ratatoing reference too! I never thought that article would become iconic or reference-worthy in any way, shape, or form. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 11:32, 12 Jumbly 2021 (UTC)

Greeny grunch. Walk-in the tightrope. (kaizum me) 16:02, 20 Jumbly 2021 (UTC)

I'm green now. I survived it, so it wasn't as bad as I'd thought. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 23:57, 20 Jumbly 2021 (UTC)

If you meet studi0zim on the road, smell it. (kaizum me) 21:39, 15 Octodest 2022 (UTC)