Vadic Patel
Vadic Patel is a Jewish terrorist who immigrated illegally to northeastern Ohio from Saudi Arabia. He runs his terrorist group, Shalom, out of many local banks while embezzling millions of dollars in bomb funding.
Vadic Patel is on steady diet of five black children for breakfeast, two Chinese babies for lunch, and one grown white male for dinner. When asked why he doesn't eat Indians Vadic replied "Ew then i would be a cannibal". Vadic then continued with his breakfeast.
He grows massive amounts of marijuana in his basement and is rumored to supply most of the cleveland area with all sorts of drugs. In a recent interveiw with High Times, a potsmokers magazine, Vadic said,"I sell alot and smoke a little in my hooka, just a pound or two. Oooh look a spoon. Yay!"