Ohio
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For the SUGOI KAWAII state which just so happens to share a location and name, see Ohayo.
Ohio is a goofy ahh 💀💀 place in central united states, filled with skibidi 🚽 gyatts 👀 and grimace shakes. It is the home of people such as Livvy Dunne, Kai Cenat, iShowSpeed, Baby Gronk, Mr. Belding, and Duke Dennis.
It is a known fact that pissing anyone off here will result in severe balkan rage from them, as well as a violent crashout. GET READY FOR THE JAMAICAN SMILE!![bomboclaat]
Founding and origin[edit | edit source]
Ohio was founded in 1803 by Kai Cenat and Big Justice on the basis of “Those hoosiers will not rizz up our skibidi gyatts no longer!” As you could imagine, the place was inhabited by Skibidi Toilets, Rizzlers, and Fanum Taxxers.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Like the rest of rizzmerica, ohio has two political parties, however they are different from the others. You have the Rizzlers and the Jelqmaxxers. The Rizzlers’ goal for ohio is to give every citizen of ohio the ability to rizz up Livvy Dunnes by doing the stanky leg while going into a looksmax. The Jelqmaxxers, you can probably guess what they want to do for ohio blud 💀 💀.[naww 💀 what the skibidi is this😭]
Transportation[edit | edit source]
Transportation in Ohio is controlled by baby gronk, as a means to keep the rizzlers and fanum safe. The car of choice is the Skibidi Mobile, a car that looks like a toilet on wheels. It is designed to make you look like a skibidi toilet while driving.
Famous people[edit | edit source]
There are many skibidi rizzlers from ohio 💀💀, which include but are not limited to:
- KSI
- Big Justice
- Braiden Schmaiden
- Logan Paul
- MrBeast
- Trollge (BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK)
- PACKGOD
- Rizzler
- Baby Gronk
- Kai Cenat
Notable inventions[edit | edit source]
Many goofy ahh 💀💀 inventions have came from ohio, and these include but are not limited to:
- Grimace shakes
- Prime
- Lunchly
- Drippy cheese bruh
- Skibidi Toilet
- Thick of it
- Fanum tax
- Balkan rage
- Knee surgery
- 🤓 <- This goofy ahh emoji
- Chicken bake
- Double chonk chocolate cookie
- Looksmaxxing
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