Ohio

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For the SUGOI KAWAII state which just so happens to share a location and name, see Ohayo.

average person from ohio 💀💀 blud can’t rizz up LeBonBon 😭

Ohio is a goofy ahh 💀💀 place in central united states, filled with skibidi 🚽 gyatts 👀 and grimace shakes. It is the home of people such as Livvy Dunne, Kai Cenat, iShowSpeed, Baby Gronk, Mr. Belding, and Duke Dennis, Knee Surgery Grinch, Apple dog, and Nonchalant Dread Heads.

It is a known fact that pissing anyone off here will result in severe balkan rage from them, as well as a violent crashout. GET READY FOR THE JAMAICAN SMILE!!^[bomboclaat]

Founding and origin

Ohio was founded in 1803 by Kai Cenat and Big Justice on the basis of “Those hoosiers will not rizz up our skibidi gyatts no longer!” As you could imagine, the place was inhabited by Skibidi Toilets, Rizzlers, and Fanum Taxxers.

Politics

Like the rest of rizzmerica, ohio has two political parties, however they are different from the others. You have the Rizzlers and the Jelqmaxxers. The Rizzlers’ goal for ohio is to give every citizen of ohio the ability to rizz up the huzz by doing the stanky leg while going into a looksmax. The Jelqmaxxers, you can probably guess what they want to do for ohio blud 💀 💀.^{[naww 💀 what the skibidi is this😭]}

The Fanum tax policy

The Fanum tax policy was implemented in its founding, meaning that all food had to be rationed. 20% of all food made in ohio had to go to Fanum. This was immediately seen as unpopular, but after putting down some uprisings from Cenatists, people changed their minds out of fear. The Fanum tax policy still remains in ohio to this day.

Culture

Like many places in the world, Ohio has culture. Yeah, I don’t know how they do either.

Arts

Many arts have spawned from ohio, especially with delicious cuisines such as the Chicken bakes, and the Double chonk chocolate cookies from costco. Their most famous artpiece to date is Skibidi Toilet.

Philosophy

Ohio is also known for it’s unique philosophy, which has spawned the art of crashing out. To trigger this, you ridicule the Ohioan’s favorite genre of music, of which being phonk. You will usually solicit a responce similar to the following:

BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK 🫲🗿🍷

*initiate balkan rage*

ENGLISH OR SPANISH BLUD 💀💀

*turns into packgod*

BOII IF U DON’T SHUT YO GOOGLE CHROME GARDEN GNOME TREE DOME NO HOME LOOKIN AHH UP!!🗿🗿💀

god this is so frickin tuff…

*adrenaline: infinite*

*testosterone: infinite*

*noradrenaline: infinite*

*balkan rage: infinite*

Please note that if you do this, they usually do this in a violent manner, and you might not be alive to see the end of their crash out/balkan rage session.

Sports

Ohio has invented their own unique sports that differ from the rest of the world.

Rizz-offs

Rizz-offs is a sport invented in Ohio, as a competition between two rizzlers to compete for the huzz. It is pretty self explanatory, whoever has the best rizz wins.

Crash-offs

Crash-offs are a dangerous form of sport, and it usually ends up with the loser being either injured or dead. This involves the violent philosophical act of “Crashing out”, and whoever crashes out harder with more balkan rage wins.

Knee Surgery

If the Knee Surgery grinch buys up all the mangoes in the world, you may think his aura points may increase by 1 million dollars, but that’s not actually the case. You see, If the knee surgery grinch does this, then he will have too many mangoes for his winter arc, and that will cause him to overflow on aura points. Apple dog has to ask Freakybob to borrow some of the Knee Surgery Grinch’s mangoes as he is running out of apples. Due to the world wide mango shortage, John Pork will have to cancel his balkan rage session in Fortnite. John Pork will instead have to spend his time getting a Low Taper Fade, which is a MASSIVE haircut. This will allow John Pork to rizz up the huzz while not being able to get into his winter arc in Fortnite. As for the Knee Surgery Grinch, he has to start hanging out with the Yns, and go to war with the Nonchalant Dread Heads in order to get all that missing aura back to him. And that’s what would happen… (ad infinium)

Transportation

Transportation in Ohio is controlled by baby gronk, as a means to keep the rizzlers and fanum safe. The car of choice is the Skibidi Mobile, a car that looks like a toilet on wheels. It is designed to make you look like a skibidi toilet while driving.

Famous people

There are many skibidi rizzlers from ohio 💀💀, which include but are not limited to:

• KSI
• Big Justice
• Braiden Schmaiden
• Logan Paul
• MrBeast
• Trollge (BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK)
• PACKGOD
• Rizzler
• Baby Gronk
• Kai Cenat

Notable inventions

Many goofy ahh 💀💀 inventions have came from ohio, and these include but are not limited to:

• Grimace shakes
• Prime
• Lunchly
• Drippy cheese bruh
• Skibidi Toilet
• Thick of it
• Fanum tax
• Balkan rage
• Knee surgery
• 🤓 <- This goofy ahh emoji
• Chicken bake
• Double chonk chocolate cookie
• Looksmaxxing