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A WORD IN THE SAY IS WORTH SAY IN THE WORD

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yes tat's rght god just retired and got replaced by BILLY MAYS!! he is now brainwashing the world to buy spoons LOTS/ OF SPOONS@@@@

if you buy spoon then duke ukem forever will come out SO DO IT NOW!!

meanwhie star wars is on TV th an extra salt crystal stuck on the edge of my idea. I quickly banish it and am banished from Salt Crystals On Your Ideas Land. Land ho!!!!!

Pirates pirates pirates COWBELL

Tchnology is a walk in the park with exactly 333 birds following you that's half the number of the beast so technology is EVIL!!

333 there hundred and thirty three and no cents dollars HAM AND PROVALONE PLEASE YES AND A LARGE COKE

You don't tug on superman's cape You don't spit in the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with "He's Dead Jim" because then Dr. Annie Leonard McCoy will PWN your non environmentally compatible ASS.