WWII

The WWII is the second console realeased from whoever made the wii, possibly Honda. It has twice as much RAM, thrice as much gigahurtz and quadruplice the amount of W's in the name. Winnar fo sure, no?

It also comes with some free packaging and a completely free pay per play policy. It is small enough to fit easily into most flatbed trucks and its unnofensive looks mean it can be placed in any room blended into any environment as a super spy for the Russians!! But then they already have Hugh Grant, so it may be a while untill its services are needed...