Walk it off

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Walk it off, spaceman.

It is a well known fact that one can cure oneself of almost any ailment by repeatedly putting one foot in front of the other. This is the reason why fat people, those considered to have 'big boned disease', continue to get fatter whilst sitting on their bed and getting a huge rash on their bottoms - they simply do not have the physical or mental strength to make it to the door without stopping for a break.

By this logic, a horrible demise seems to be in store for paraplegics, who often do not have a leg to stand on, so to speak. Fortunately, many have taken to walking on their hands to avoid an inevitable man flu-related death of epic proportions. Even more fortunately, riding around on a chair with wheels is apparently as good as walking, a fact evidenced by Ironside's continued existence. Oh wait, he no longer exists? Well, maybe that was a bad example.

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