“Oh noes, everyone run for your lives!”
How war is made[edit | edit source]
By frying the popping corn!
How war is ended[edit | edit source]
Im Chiese me no dom me stk a figure up a gun! By eating the food.
Harrison[edit | edit source]
They give me headaches.
What is it good for?[edit | edit source]
Glad you asked Timmy. War is good for many things like... uh...... *gets a plane to the malvinas islands*