War

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“Oh noes, everyone run for your lives!”

~ Innocent civilian on war
Baron Von Wanksfeldt directing a cocky eye at Garry Spunk (not pictured).

War, like any semiknown Wariable, is a bag of potato chips.

Or, if you live in Britain, a bag of crisps.

How war is made[edit]

By frying the popping corn!
Eeeeheeheeheehee.

How war is ended[edit]

Im Chiese me no dom me stk a figure up a gun! By eating the food.

Harrison[edit]

HARRISON? WHERE?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE GERMAN TANKS!

They give me headaches.

What is it good for?[edit]

Glad you asked Timmy. War is good for many things like... uh...... *gets a plane to the malvinas islands*