Ways to kill with paperweight

Here are some ways to kill a person you hate with a paperweight. All of them are fun to do, but only do them when a cop isn't on to you for killing with a spoon. If you hate yourself, i'm sorry you can't kill yourself with a paperweight.

1. Shove it down their throats and wait for them to stop breathing. Then dispose of the body by putting them in a water proof bag with mentos in a bottle of coke and throw them in a swamp. Make sure no water can make it in the bag by duck taping it shut. Make sure to take out all of the teeth of the body and put that in the coke bottle. When you throw them in a lake go to the furthest football game away from wherever you hid the body. When the mentos explode the coke bottle it will damage much of the body and put make their fingerprints be unrecognisable by being in coke. If the cops ever find the body they wont be able to Identify the person because their fingerprints will be so crumpled up and the teeth will be dissolved in the coke eating away at it.
2. You can repeatedly bash them on the head with it. Sure it won't do much because it is so light, but if you keep doing it it will kill them. Then think of your own way to dispose of the body or you can use the way in #1. I recommend it because it actually works. I tried it on my ex girlfriend and cops still don't know. (JK, or am I?)

Try to think of your own ways and edit the page with more. Hope you enjoy.