Ways to self harm your ego
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- Engage in retribution with a known gingervitus sufferer. Warning this may result in freckly boils.
- is out because he has friends to play with at the moment.
- Throw bananas at a telescope whilst pressurising your ego to do the same. The irony will cause harm to your ego.
- Ego mulch
- Is self ex-planet-torie.
- Pay someone else to do it.
- Read an article that actually makes sense