Ways to self harm your ego

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  1. Engage in retribution with a known gingervitus sufferer. Warning this may result in freckly boils.
  2. is out because he has friends to play with at the moment.
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  4. Throw bananas at a telescope whilst pressurising your ego to do the same. The irony will cause harm to your ego.
  5. Ego mulch
  6. Is self ex-planet-torie.
  7. Pay someone else to do it.
  8. Read an article that actually makes sense