WcDonald's

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“SHIT. EAT. REPEAT.”

~ The slogan of WcDonald's.

WcDonald's is a place where you can get infinite Big Wacs and a lot of Frewch Friez. The leader of this company is Donald WcDonald. You can also play Clash Royale here for eternities, as demonstrated by Bogi the OG, the mascot of WcDonald's.

Catalogue[edit | edit source]

  • Big Wac, the good old burger.
  • Happy Weal, food for the youngsters, with Pekka as the mascot.
  • Frewch Friez, don't ask WcDonald's how did they get them.
  • WcFluffy, an ice cream or something. It's very cold. Watch out when eating, you can get a flu or something.
  • WcChicken, in the summer of 2009, some large chicken got stuck in the vending machine, so the workers rescued it and burned the chicken alive. Turns out that the chicken had some mutated genes that made the meat self-reproducible and, therefore, there were infinite reserves of this meat material thing stuff. The researchers haven't figured out why is this[suspicious quotes].

WcDonald's fan club[edit | edit source]

The leader of this club is Bogi the OG. Obviously. This fan club makes WcDonald's approved merchandise.

The sponsor of WcDonald's is Supercell, with their game Clash Royale.