Wellerman

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME
TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
ONE DAY WHEN THE TONGUIN' IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tendieman

Soon may the Tendieman come
To bring our rocket into the sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

(paper hands for the lose, though [this is not financial advice])

Mittenman

Soon may the Mittenman come
To bring us socialized medicine
One day when the prolets rise
We'll take our gibs and go