Whale of a wife
“Woah dude! You just got fed a bummer.”
Undulating across the roulette boards and crushing Jimmy Tarbuck comes your
arranged to be married bit on the side/wife. she has pancakes smothered in smothering victims hanging from her pancake's distorted viewpoint of reality.
If you haven't already it has gone far beyond that stage. She has surrounded you and pauses momentarily to exhale beer through her blowhole, and wonder why she failed to "Jump Willy Jump!!". You can now expect to either: