What Happened to Ol' Mr. Brown?

Bill: Hey Tim, what do you think happened to Ol' Mr. Brown down the street?

Tim: Whose this Mr. Brown you speak of?

Bill: You know, that guy who lives down the street?

Tim: Oh yeah! That guy's a creep!

Bill: Anyway, I haven't seen him in forever. Do you think he died?

Tim: I hope so.

Bill: Me too.

Tim: Maybe he got attacked by evil ninjas.

Bill: Or maybe he got eaten up by a giant mountain lion.

Tim: Maybe an evil fairy sent him to the underworld.

Bill: Maybe he just exploded.

Tim: Maybe he got trampled by a stampede of bulls.

Bill: Maybe he got abducted by aliens.

Tim: Or maybe he got abducted by aliens.

Bill: That's what I just said!

Tim: Oh...Maybe he went into the ocean and drowned.

Bill: Maybe he was decapitated by a samurai.

Tim: Maybe a tree fell on him.

Bill: Maybe the ol' doctor was behind it.

Tim: Maybe a giant octopus strangled him to death.

Bill: Maybe a dinosaur ate him.

Tim: Maybe a wizard cast fire on him for 50 hit points. Then he attacked back and did 10 hit points. The wizard then countered his attack a took away 60 hit points, which was his life.

Bill: What?...

Tim: Sorry I just played Final Fantasy 7. Go on.

Bill: Maybe a pack of wild gypsies did... um... something that would kill him...

Tim: Maybe the pots and pan in his kitchen came alive and beat him to death.

Bill: Maybe he was shot by Mastercheif.

Tim: Maybe... he didn't die...

Bill: You're right, I never thought of that.

Tim: Hmmm....

knock! knock!

Bill: I'll get it.

Policeman: Hello. Do you know a Mr. Brown?

Bill: Yeah. What's wrong?

Policeman: Mr. Brown died a couple of hours ago.

Bill: Oh my god. What happened?

Policeman: Well, we've been seeing this a lot around town. Well, here's happened:

A wizard cast fire on him for 50 hit points. Then he attacked back and did 10 hit points. The wizard then countered his attack a took away 60 hit points, which was his life.

Tim: I knew it!

THE END