Where's Waldo Cow
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The Where's Waldo Cow is a cow that made a brief, one time appearance in that cool thingy Where's Waldo?. It is very famous, almost as famous as the liver man. It is famous for three reasons:
- It has never been found
- It is a cow
- It is not a Woc
- People suspect it's not real, but it really is
- It's name has a catchy ring to it
- Fifth bullet point
- Gibberish
- Softly singing gentle melodies
It is the rarest thing ever in Waldo, even more rare than that one thing[1].
A brief history[edit | edit source]
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Anyway, back to the point, the cow has never been found. For that reason we can't be sure it exists. And for that same reason we can't be sure you exist, because I cannot see you right now.