Xylan orb
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Xylan orb is good. Xylan orb is healthy. Guess what it does!
“Morbius morb, his xylan orb.”
The xylan orb is often confused with the Blue Orian, but the main difference is that the xylan orb doesn't consume electricity and is made from bismuth.
Also, the xylan orb is green. Very green. Radioactive green. Glowing radioactive green.
LARGE GLOWING RADIOACTIVE GREEN.
VERY. LARGE. NEON. GLOWING. RADIOACTIVE. GREEN.
And why did I do this? Well, that's the point of the Xylan orb. Nobody knows what does it do, nor why does it do. And everyone is afraid to ask these questions. But everything we know is that Xylan orb is good. Xylan orb is healthy. Guess what it does!