Yo-Yo-Yo
The Yo-Yo-Yo, also known as the "Shibang-Laphup", was invented in 1966, in China, by the renowned toy maker Toni Chin, among other things, like Shot Put and the Olympics in general. It is rumored that Toni Chin's father, Ai-Ai Fang kept the secrets to his own invention, the Yo-Yo, and hid them in the attic of the family house in Manchuria, which where found later by Chin himself.
Development[edit | edit source]
The actual papers on which Ai-Ai Fangs final designs for the Yo-Yo were written on were probably destroyed in the Ramninsham Fire of 1982. The development of the Yo-Yo as a three-dimensional version of the Yo was an advanced concept itself, feeding the string Manifolds through the Hyperconductive Loop of Seeing lead to a few accidents, and possible causing the fire of Ramninsham in the first place.
The first records of Yo-Yo-Yo designs are recorded in the diary of Huflung Dung, the ex-wife of Chin, who happened to be living with him at the time. The diaries are written in Chinko-Spanish, a unique code that Chin and his close relatives/friends used to guard their ideas from the prying eyes of Communism. Due to this, they are untranslatable, but the sketches inside show advanced mechanisms, involving Paradox Invertion Syrup, and Hadron Gyration Chambers, which we are only just beginning to come to grips with today.
