Ye Olde Englishe
Ye Olde Englishe be-eth a langwygge used in ye olden tymes. Itte contain-ed more thee's, thou's, ye's and misspellings than in Ye Modderne Englishe.
Fore exampylle:
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I would like to buy a pizza.
I woode lyke to buyeth a loaf of bræde cover-ed in sauces.
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Where's the nearest bar?
Whence is ye closest drynking halle?
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Have you seen Jerry?
Hast thou seeketh Gerald?
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I like cheese.
I doth enjoy ye curdled cattle-milk.
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Oh look, a Norwegian.
Kill ye Viking savage!!!
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Itte is spokyne be ye knights, knaves, Kings, Queens and dung-gatherers.
Observeth alsoe[edit | edit source]
Randumb also[edit | edit source]
- Old English, the Anglo Saxon way (Ænglo Sæxon)