Ye Olde Englishe

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Ye Olde Englishe be-eth a langwygge used in ye olden tymes. Itte contain-ed more thee's, thou's, ye's and misspellings than in Ye Modderne Englishe.

Fore exampylle:

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I would like to buy a pizza.

I woode lyke to buyeth a loaf of bræde cover-ed in sauces.

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Where's the nearest bar?

Whence is ye closest drynking halle?

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Have you seen Jerry?

Hast thou seeketh Gerald?

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I like cheese.

I doth enjoy ye curdled cattle-milk.

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Oh look, a Norwegian.

Kill ye Viking savage!!!

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Itte is spokyne be ye knights, knaves, Kings, Queens and dung-gatherers.

Observeth alsoe[edit]

Old leet speak