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Since your page is loading, let's talk...

Sit back have some coffee or a cup of tea and relax.

What do you dislike most about loading screens?

Is it the fact you have to wait?

Or that you realize how crappy your computer is?

Or you need to download that internet porn before your girlfriend gets home?

Or you have an irrational fear of .gif loading bars?

Or that you realize you are over-paying for this "High Low-speed internet"?

Or you say "Since when did Illogicopedia have loading screens?" Well, WE do!

Or you have a vendetta against the creator of loading screens for bullying you in high school?

Or that you must check your internet connection?

Or you really need to pee?

Or the fact that you start thinking about your crappy life while your page is loading???