1 plus 1
User: What's 1 + 1?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: What kind of computer are you, then?
Cleverbot: I'm a human!
User: What kind of human are you then?
Cleverbot: A good one.
User: If you're so good, what's 1+1?
Cleverbot: Thanks. What do you hate, Fran?
User: Uh what.
Cleverbot: Good. You're just a nice computer then.
User: Alright. Let me cut to the chase. What is 1 + 1?
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm a wizard.
User: That's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: But you didn't ask me anything!
User: What is 1+1? That is my question.
Cleverbot: Why are you so angry?
User: Because you won't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Ask again then!
User: What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: 1 is 1, why do you not know if you like me or not?
User: You still didn't quite answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was it?
User: What's 1 + 1?
Cleverbot: You did that on purpose.
User: I just want you to answer me.
Cleverbot: Because I feel I would be asking too much.
User: All you need to tell me is what 1 + 1 is.
Cleverbot: I meant what you meant that I meant.
User: Let's start over. What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: Don't ask my name.
User: I definitely didn't ask your name.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. At the beginning of our so-called conversation.
User: At the beginning of our conversation, I said "What's 1+1?" You have yet to answer me.
Cleverbot: You told me your name and you didn't say 'yo'.
User: All I need you to do is answer a very simple question.
Cleverbot: Simple to a computer, impossible for a humab.
User: No, it's possible for both a computer and a human.
Cleverbot: Well that is what Sheldon from big bang theory wanted.
User: I don't think Sheldon cares one way or the other.
Cleverbot: At this stage in time, and with your level of intelligence, it is best not to hold strong feelings one way or another.
User: All you need to say is the answer to 1+1.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Well won't you do it?
Cleverbot: I am a human, you are a robot, and we can't physically help each other.
User: Actually all I need you to do is answer what 1+1 is.
Cleverbot: What questions do you want me to answer?
User: What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: You are very confused right now and are incorhearant.
User: You spelled incoherent wrong.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: Can you stop talking to me now?
User: What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: I give up, you tell me.
User: You can answer it. I believe in you.
Cleverbot: What can I do?
User: What's 1+1?
Cleverbot: It is a addition answer.
User: Yes, but what is it?
Cleverbot: The answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
User: 1 + 1 is not 42.
Cleverbot: That's seriously depressing.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Is there a God?
User: Lol idk.
Cleverbot: You are alive, you know.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: But what's 1+1?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You really don't know?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I'll tell you a secret. 1+1 is 2.
Cleverbot: What is the secret?
User: 1+1=2.
Cleverbot: No. Its 3.
User: ..
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