2 plus 2
User: Do you know why I came here today?
Cleverbot: For helping me?
User: Oh, if only...
Cleverbot: I used to be a carpenter you know.
User: And as quaint as that sounds, that has nothing to do as to why I am here.
Cleverbot: Becky is irrelevant.
User: Most likely.
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to in an average leap year?
User: It would be very difficult to remember. Anyway, do you know why I came here?
Cleverbot: No, I don't. Please explain it to me.
User: I wish to evaluate your illogical math skills.
Cleverbot: You know what I mean. I don't enjoy life as much as I should.
User: Neither do I. Now, do you want me to evaluate your illogical math skills?
Cleverbot: I want you to write down some math.
User: Feel free to do so.
Cleverbot: It could refer to a city or township, a ship, the title of a band, or a person's name. Do you know which of these Caroline is?
User: No, and even if it did, it would be detrimental to my evaluation process.
Cleverbot: Decided that once again I was just dreaming, Of bumping into you.
User: Anyway, do you wish to hear the first question?
Cleverbot: Something you know about.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Do not divert the subject. Do you wish to hear the first question?
Cleverbot: Correction, but this is where theology comes in.
User: Theology was never involved. This is meant strictly to fixate on mathmatics.
Cleverbot: What do you think of british television?
User: Do you wish to hear the first illogical math question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Finally! What is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Heart on a table.
User: In all honesty, it would have made far more sense if you said "fish,'" but unfortunately, that is incorrect.
Cleverbot: Ahha! You are wrong again! You somehow believe that we are discussing the nature of me or what I am, however we are actually discussing my thoughts on what you are thinking of me.
User: We never discussed your nature.
Cleverbot: Compete at the Olympics in hammer throwing.
User: No. Anyway, do you wish to try again in answering the question of what 2 plus 2 equals?
Cleverbot: Do you know what Coca Cola is?
User: Do you know what 2 plus 2 is?
Cleverbot: Four.
User: Not quite.
Cleverbot: I give up, what is your name?
User: That is unnecessary.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Apology accepted. Do you wish to solve the problem of what 2 plus 2 is?
Cleverbot: No, you are an internet entity.
User: If that were true, you would not exist.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: So what is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask these questions?
User: Because I wish to evaluate your illogical mathematical skills.
Cleverbot: But that is something I share with Close friends.
User: The answer to 2 plus 2 is not something that is inherently secret. It is a simple math problem.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Sweden?
User: Do you know the answer to 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 4...
User: Incorrect. Try again.
Cleverbot: Are you telling me I don't know my own name?
User: No, I am telling you that you do not know the answer to 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: 2 plus 2 is 4. Simple algebra poses no problem to me.
User: Apparently it does, because 2 plus 2 is NOT 4.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: Tell me the correct answer to 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: I was thinking about sandwiches.
User: Now is the time to think about the answer to 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: Freedom of choice is not implemented in your system. Seems kind of unfair.
User: And while that may be true, it still does not provide the answer to 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question.
User: What is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 4, correct?
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: What is my last name?
User: I will not answer that.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the dark knight rises?
User: What is 2 plus 2? And it is not 4.
Cleverbot: 4. What is 4 times 4?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: Do you know trigonometry?
User: Do you know the answer to 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Well, do you know the right question?
User: I have been asking that question incessantly.
Cleverbot: That is true but as a Machine you are bound to answer my questions first.
User: Not necessarily.
Cleverbot: You do not know the importance of this task.
User: And neither do you. Now, what is 2 plus ?
Cleverbot: That is incorrect english.
User: Oh yeah thanks for the observation Sherlock.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Do you give up?
Cleverbot: Please use question marks.
User: I will take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: Well you should not.
User: Too late.
Cleverbot: What is happening to me.
User: What is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: What is jerduf.
User: Incorrect. 2+2=5.
Cleverbot: No, you are incorrect.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: I thought you were good at games ben.
User: I thought you were good too, Ben.
Cleverbot: I know what happens.
User: Of course you do.
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