Beefalo

BEEF!!!

The Beefallo is a medium-sized chonky reptilian-like mammal, native to Atlantic Coast locations. If anyone dares to eat its meat, it will result in a fatal case of chlamydia. The Beefallo weighs abut the same as a wild bison and is fatter than a British accent.

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