Car Crash World

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Car Crash World is a theme park in Miami, Florida in which families pay to be in "fun, exhilarating, thrilling" car crashes.

Attractions[edit | edit source]

Families from all over the country travel to Car Crash World during the summer. The theme park is basically a massive parking lot full of cars. The families, after paying the substantial entrance fee, pick a car and sit inside. Then, a professional driver climbs in to the car and crashes it at a very high speed--either in to another car or a wall or any other hard surface. The family then crawls out of the wreckage, usually with brutal injuries.

Rave reviews[edit | edit source]

"That was AWESOME!" screamed one nine-year-old, as he helped pull his unconscious father out of the remains of a truck, "Let's try again, but I want to go faster! Maybe some of my ribs will break this time! That would be such a RUSH!"

Future endeavors[edit | edit source]

The makers of the park will soon create PLANE CRASH WORLD, a similar thrill ride park in which people pay to be involved in a violent, bone-shattering, but very fun plane crash.