|To be confudidilly-uddled mit Stalking Cookies|
| To be
Cookies were invented sometime, somewhere, somehow.
...what, were you actually looking for a history of cookies? You fool(s)!
Chocolate, to be precise.
Everyone loves lemon flavored gummi bears!
...what? No, I don't mean flavoured. What do you think I am, British?
I met her aged 8. We swam, ate, felicitated together; sometimes her hair would be curly, sometimes it would not. Cookies changed that.
me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too
 Cookies and their affiliation with milk
Upon discovering cookies, creepy stuffed things will direct you to the nearest bakery. The aforementioned milk is often to be consumed with cookies as a depressant and, as a result, one must avoid caffeine at all costs to avoid twitching, headbutting people outta the way, and accidentally wearing your onesie inside-out.
Rainbow monkeys! Uh... oopsy...