|Please note: cheese is llama.|
- For anti-cheesists, see Why Cheese isnt funneh
- For cleverly-disguised non-cheese items, see Cheesy clones
“I've never had French cheese but I'm willing to try. Anyone else out there brie-curious?”
Cheese does not follow suit. Nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case. When eaten with an alarm clock it is a most pleasingly plagiarizing apparition, not to mention some Grue cheesily. And beware of the cheese, for it is a most vile and evil thing! Even more evil than The Big Cheese. Unpurely, nastily evil, unlike pure evil, which is divine. (disregard that, for it is a nose) cheese in fact seeks to devour the universe!
Cheese is good for you and your knees!!!
Cheese is round yellow and smelly, I like cheese filling my belly!! I like cheese because it looks like my poop.
A sinisterly cheesy mumble is heard...
I'M CRACKERS FOR CHEESE!!
Effects of eating cheese before you go to poo
MAKES POTATOES BAD!
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Also remember that cheese cannot be made out of pants.