Eggman

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“Anyone for saying the Beatles were drunk when they made this song?”

~ Mario on the Walrus

“The Beatles were messing with some students who were studying the lyrics of their songs. Fun fact”

~ Pac-Man on the Walrus

“I want sparrow egg, for crush between thighs. Remember Wreck-Ralph? That movie was good. Oh, wrong Eggman. Who care.”

~ Zangief's discussion with the seller of eggs

I've got the master plan. I am the Eggman. That's what I am.

No, wait, I am the wall rust. No, I am me as we are here as, er, something.

Goo goo joub, or some shifizzit.

Care to buy an egg?

Sonic sucks. And I am wearing a shirt with him on it. *throws shirt into distance with grenade*

Y̢ell̷ów͢ matţeŗ ҉c̕us͞ta̸rd͏ ̸dŗip̀pin̡g͟ fro̢m͝ ̀a d͝ea̛d ͜do͘g'͝s ̴e͜y͘e͟

҉Cŕa҉b̡al͠ơc͏ker ̛fi̧sh͡w̸ife͢ ͢po͠rn̕óg̸ra̡phic͜ ̢p̛rie͞ste̵ss

̧Boy̵ ̀you̴ ̢be҉e͠n ͡á na͝ug̴hty girl͝, ̨y͢ou ̨l̛e͟t ̨yo҉u͢r ̷kńićker͢s ͘dow͝n

̀I͏ a̸m th͠e ̨eg͢gma͡n, t̸hey ̨a͞r҉e th͘e ̨e̡ggmén

͢I͏ aḿ ̨the ͡wa̢lr͡us, g̢oo͝ ̛goo g̢o͏o̷ jo͡ob͏

̕Wi̴th̢ ͟the ̷màs͝te̢r ͟pl͡a̸n,̢ ̢bud!


E̴g̢g͞s a̸r͢e y̨um̶m͏y. I h͘ave ͏scram̛bl̨e҉d̴ ̴o͏n͝es,͞ b͞o͢i͏l̸e̸d̕ o̡n̨e͘s͜...͜ ҉Z̛algo̵, ̢g̵e̵t̀ ͟o̴u̢t͠t̕a h͡ere ̧b̢efǫre ̷I̴ ̵tu̕r͞n ÝOU̕ in̵to ̀an͞ ̡e͞gg͟. Oh, ͢ýo̵u'd l̷i̛ke th̛at͏?̢ O̢k͢! ̀Z͞al҉g̡o̸ e͢gg͟s ́fo̡r ͘everỳone͠1!͘!!̀1̀1͡!1̕!!̕!̸~!͏!͏1111͏??̸!͜/̛!̀?̢!?͏!!!͟!!̵!1͠!1!͟!1͘11!͡1̕1̢!1Y