Fart

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Store selling farts.

“He who smelt it, dealt it”

~ Francis E. Dec on Farts

“He who made the rhyme, did the crime (farting in this case)”

~ Francis E. Dec's smart alec friend on farts

“He who made the rap did the crap”

~ Francis E. Dec on outfoxing his friends retort

“He who denied it supplied it.”

~ Francis E. Dec's smart alec friend on farts

“Qui s'excuse, s'accuse.”

~ Baudelaire on farts

Somebody open the window. Fart is art and I cannot handle all this art at once. Oh no, it's overflowing my eyes and ears! Thankfully my nose remains unscathed. Nub nub nuubbb. Bunzies!

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Social context[edit]

In many cultures, flatulence in public is regarded as embarrassing but depending on context also humorous. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and scent. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing which is extremely embarassing in some cultures such as Jainism, Vaginaism, and Southern Baptism.

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