Findle Sweeney

Findle Sweeny (aslo written as Sweeney), is an ancient deity created in the year 2022 ad. He was created with the power of a dying neutron star and went on to create time travel, become Him, and create a religion.

Early life _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Findle Sweeny was born in the Deklan system when a collapsing neutron star was infused with the power of Looksmaxxing, and Findle was born. He gestated for.6 seconds before realizing that sleep was for losers and never sleep again in his entire life. He sped off at 9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light. This allowed him to reach the solar system and also catapulted him back in time to the beginning of existence, where he met God, Aka Ryan Reynolds. He proceeded to beat the living shit out of him and assume the mantle of him. He then took a shit, which accidentally created the universe. He was so pissed that he went around beating the shit out of stars, which accidentally created all life in the universe. He then was so pissed he started edging for 5 billion years. He was sadly interrupted by WW2, during which Nazi troops woke him up, and he then proceeded to kill them all. Seeing the state of the world, he flew to the office of FDR, and the sheer sight of him granted FDR temporary leg movement. He then coordinated with FDR to use his incredible brain to make the Atomic bomb and end the war; he then thanked the Humans and went back to edging till the modern day.

Modern Day _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Findle edged for 60 years uninterrupted before being interrupted by a human boy named Aluminun. He was initially furious at this, but he was then shocked when he joined in. This was shocking to him, and he and the boy edged for a long time. Soon, they joined a symbiotic relationship with him. They used this power to start a new religion, Findleism.

Findle later went back in time to stop 9/11 from not happening in order to disrupt the space time continuum. He later went back in time again to challenge Allah to a rap battle and won. Sweeny went on to grow his body count to over 300 million. He had over 500 million children. His rice purity score is 3. Sweeny tried to stop George Lucas from creating Attack Of The Clones, but failed. This is one of Findle's only failures To be continued.