Forum:What Would Happen If?
I know dwelling on what might've been is usually a trivial and damaging pursuit, especially when one daydreams about their dashed possibilities whilst walking along a narrow cliff, but here, now, in this forum I thought we could have some fun with the idea. But seriously, mind that cliff face.
Some one would ask a 'what if?' question (for example, "What would happen if the moon was made of cheese?") and another user would provide an illogical, and occasionally witty hypothetical situation; then you would put forward a 'what if?' yourself.
Let's get the ball rolling:
What would happen if bad puns became a source of energy? -- 13:07, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Australia would be ENERGETICALZ NUMBER 1.
Why is Austrailia bum? Migraine 15:45, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
because the question wasn't "What if Australia wasn't bum?".
What would happen if i licked my elbow? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:45, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
The resultant elbow moisture would cause you to slip next time you went to lean on something casually. You'd fall to the floor and wake up several weeks later in hospital unable to move. Illogicopedia would close down and 3 weeks later society would collapse. Then the flapping of a butterflies wings in California would disprove my chaos theory. -- 18:53, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
What would happen if there was a cabal? -- 18:53, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
It would immediately run away and get hit by a car because there is no cabal
What would happen if I won a head beating contest?--
|Fonchezzz| Quacking|
00:17, 19 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Brain damage.
What would happen if everyone in existance had mastered the guitar? -- 12:23, 24 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Humans would have eight fingers and thumbs like plectrums. Plus, we'd all have Brian May haircuts.
What would happen if you won the lottery this weekend? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:26, 24 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
I'd get a hair cut. No three haircuts. Oh wait never mind. The lottery's pot is only 1 dollar. Then I'd buy a candy bar. Crap! No I can't do that I forgot about the tax. I'd spend it all on gum balls.
What would happen if I kicked you?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 23:42, 24 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
I would promptly and forecably leave #illogicopedia on IRC.
What if the internet was policed? -- 09:00, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
You would live in china.
What if sheffield became capital of the world?--My signature broke! 10:31, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Then we could finally get everyone to stop calling 'tea' 'dinner'. Whoopee!
What if we were given the ten minute warning? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:17, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Then we could finally get everyone to stop calling dinner "tea". Haray!
Shwing? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:06, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Only on weekends.
What would happen incaseo f an emergency? -- 17:17, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
In an emergency, the government would call upon the preservative power of panic.
What would you do if somebody asked you what you would do? --I forgot 22:37, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Asses the shit about to hit the fan, and attempt to turn the fan off
wha twouldha ppeni fi putal lthe spac esin th e wrongpl aces?--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:53, 26 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Testostereich would sue you for copyright infringement. (Sorry Testicles!)
What would happen if happenings happened to happen? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:10, 30 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Honestly, not a lot.
What would happen if everything was anti-climatic? -- 16:46, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
The following answer will enlighten you, delight you, suprise you, and may even be more exciting than when Manchester Utd lose at football. Get Ready, here it comes...
Ah, I forgot it.
What is it? Migraine 16:17, 4 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
I have a smashing headache
What would happen if the person posting below me has paracetamol --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:28, 5 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
You'd grow annoyed, because they have what you need, and are unable to transfer it across to you through teh intarwebz.
What would happen if I applied myself? -- 17:30, 5 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
a massive glinting knife would come down and spread you across a huge piece of sweet toast.
What would happen if? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:27, 6 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.
What would happen if the ginger guy from CSI:Miama finally realised he's clearly balding, and quite obviously past it? -- 20:39, 6 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, I haven't seen the show so it could be Homer Simpson for all I know. In that case, become a worker at Springfield Power Plant.
What if now, after all, what if everything you've got made you want more? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:18, 17 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
A lame dance routine would occur, followed shortly by a lip syncing scandal.
What if kittens did truly have 9 lives? (Tryst me they don't, I found out when disembowling a couple of 'em) -- 21:17, 25 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Then i'll drop my cat from a tall building 9 times.
What if the bananas planned a revolution? --
Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • Forum 23:58, 5 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
The apples would crush the rebellion.
What if Zimbabwe started 800 cheese factories and blew the money on comic books? XXXXX Babble Incoherently My Mess Ups Numerous Mishaps Mr. Manners Knows All!
We wouldn't be able to buy comic books because Zimbabwe bought them all and there would be an excess of cheese in the world so people would make stores dedicated solely to selling cheese for cheap because there is so much of it.
What would happen if I woke up on Mars without a space suit and my lungs were imploding from the inside due to atmospheric and pressure differences? Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 23:46, 24 Ditzimber 2023
You wouldn't wake up. Your breathing would be stopped and you would remain a lifeless corpse on the surface of a barren martian filled planet until they pick you up and run chemical tests on your big toe.
What if my TV exploded because a fried goldfish got flung onto Elvis' tombstone because it wanted a copyrighted smoothie from the Andromeda Galaxy's Wal-Mart basement next to an arsonist's plaid vest that he got when he won the crab polishing tourney on Friday, Ploptember 88th? XXXXX Babble Incoherently My Mess Ups Numerous Mishaps Mr. Manners Knows All!