G Jesus
“He is a G”
“Call the Cops! It's G Jesus!”
“He's numero uno on our list.”
What would you do if you saw Jesus in the streets? Go over and plead for a miracle? No fucking way man, not when G Jesus is in town. If you want a miracle from G Jesus it is how many times he has outran the cops.
G Jesus is just another mock jesus, but this one is the king of the streets, not the Bible. He is the Druglord of Krypton, the Ruler of Russia. He is the leader of the streets. He is the biggest drug leader in Los Angeles. You would think he would be in Israel, but now, you're wrong.
A brief look at his short life thusfar[edit | edit source]
So there was the guy who had sex with some chick and she had a kid who grew up and was Jesus but was a thug just the same so he became G Jesus. He had a miserable childhood, so that is what made him join a gang. Then everybody liked him,so he became number one.
G Jesus is watching[edit | edit source]
G Jesus is the third son of God. He is also my cousin, so he is there for me. And he is watching. Watching! Never forget that. He has a camera in your room. There is no place where you go where you are not in the eye of G Jesus. he is lke God except a gangster.
He always carries around a swithchblade. He has two noses. He has one eye. Bread. Bread? Bread. Backpack. Too many people fall at their knees at the sight of G Jesus. Too many. It's horrible. You can prevent this by donating today.
G Jesus is always on the low. He sells drugs. He is in the alley. He likes pudding. He heals wounded people. Not really. I am saying a lot of short sentences right now. And by the way, G Jesus is cool. He always has his little group of people he hangs with. He is way cooler than you.