Heaven

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Heaven is where many people go to when the end of the world comes. There are actually 56 Levels of Heaven, however only 9 are inhabited, Levels unlike Purgatory which is Temporary and only has Seven Levels.


Let's take a look now shall we!




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1st Level[edit]

This is where the Islams, Zoroastrianists, and Bahais reside. There are Virgins, Harems, and Palaces that look like The Hanging Gardens.

2nd Level[edit]

This is where the Mormons reside. There are 10 wives to one Husband here.

3rd Level[edit]

This is where the Jehovas Witnesses, Christian Science, and Adventists reside. 144,000 people stand guard for these believers.

4th Level[edit]

This is where the Hindus reside. There are few since many have been reincarnated.

5th Level[edit]

This is where the Buddhists, Confucists, Taoists and Shintos reside. Like the 4th Level, there are only a few since many are Bodhisattvas.

6th Level[edit]

This is where the Jews reside. Though they really don't believe in Heaven.

7th Level[edit]

This is where the Catholics reside. Like the 4th and 5th Levels of Heaven, there are a few since most of them are in Purgatory.

8th Level[edit]

This is where the Orthodox and Protestants reside. This is the largest level of Heaven and many of them can come to...

9th Level[edit]

This is the where the Prophets, Saints, Jesus, and God reside. Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC 4.0 Beta does not reside here, he resides in Purgatory so that the ones who believe in him CAN go up to Heaven!

10th-56th Level[edit]

These levels are currently empty, however due to overpopulation, the sky may not be able to hold all the dead spirits, and that would result in the Apocalypse. The Mayans worked out the Apocalypse so precisely simply by working out average global death rate, and worked out the Celestial Pressure, working out how long it would be until the afterlife burst, however, a few years before the predicted end of the world, Celestio-Mortologists working at the AMB(Afterlife Management Board) have invested 23 trillion₠ (₠ = Latin: Creditus Ecclesiastico = Ecclesiastical Credits) in the construction of an additional 47 levels, which should be enough to suppress the Apocalypse until 2120.