HowTo:Make a Cheese Sandwich

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How to make a cheese sandwich, by Clint Eastwood.

  • Go into town
  • Showdown with sheriff
  • Get shot
  • Pinch his eggs
  • Buy some bread
  • Butter bread with eggs
  • Make sandwich
  • Whistle the High Noon theme tune whilst eating your horse and riding your sandwich.

See also[edit]

The cheese sandwich series

Cheese sandwich
How to make a cheese sandwich | Why to make a cheese sandwich
Cheese sandwich of doom
Provolone cheese, hot peppers and brown mustard on a bulky roll, please