Ice Breakers Ice Cubes TV Static Natural & Artificial Flavor
Product Summarization[edit | edit source]
Introducing our new flavor, TV Static! It has all the qualities of a TV and even tastes like one! Ice Breakers TV Static have all of the staticky and glitchy flavor needed to start (or end) your day! (or life) Buy now at your local Walmtargcostcamazroger, or use our srekaerB ecI app to buy them for free! Wait, what are you doing? Oh my god, he's glitching! Somebody help! I-I'm calling 911 right now- Hey! Someone get this dancing orange off of my screen! W-Why is it multiplying?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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Ingredients:[edit | edit source]
The ingredients found in our delicious TV static gum flavor include: Water, an Easy Bake oven, Cheezits, old dusty televisions, and Krabby Patties. As an added taste, try adding 2I8(3MfH!k:k4)dL32v to your Ice Breakers Ice Cubes- You know what, I ain't saying allat.
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Side effects may include... no wait... DEFINITELY include the feeling that in a few minutes, a cow will bust down your door and perform inexplainable actions on your kitchen floor. And possibly in your room.