IllogiNews:1+1=2

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After a exhausting report by many of the world's top scientists, the public has finally discovered that 1+1=2. Ida Nomath, the leader of the investigation, commented to our reporter, "It was a hard ordeal, with many staying up till 7 am in the morning trying to do research. What would have made it much faster would be if numbers had been invented."

The only reason they found the answer is because when a top scientist, Two T. Two gave up. As soon as this happened, it dawned on everyone that the answer is two.

This came as a shock to many people, but not everyone, as most uneducated people did not know what two was.

Stay tuned for updates on this groundbreaking revelation.

But now the world changed cause The news broke that 1+1 does not = two but it = 21u9824379498243847329783244932943878434887437

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