Category:IllogiNews stories

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• IllogiNews:"Weird Al" Yankovic declared "un-weird"

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• IllogiNews:0 n0es epidemic sweeps the internet

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• IllogiNews:24/7

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• IllogiNews:333

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• IllogiNews:774 words for poop

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• IllogiNews:?pedia has stake in baby crushing competition

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• IllogiNews:A fluffernutter is a sandwich!
• IllogiNews:A thing that smells like stale caribou
• IllogiNews:Aliens free owner of bank
• IllogiNews:Aliens kidnap owner of bank
• IllogiNews:Allright, own up! Who did it?
• IllogiNews:Alternate universes? You're soaking in one now!
• IllogiNews:America's only gonna get fatter
• IllogiNews:Annual Midget Cockslappin' Festival
• IllogiNews:Asema is Back!
• IllogiNews:Australia Declares War On Antarctica, Carrot Juice

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• IllogiNews:Baconists declare holiday, most don't care
• IllogiNews:Badger gathering recalls simpler times
• IllogiNews:Bat Fuck Operating System (BFOS) in Beta testing, may be dangerous
• IllogiNews:Batch files key to Windows 8 speed
• IllogiNews:Bats are eating my legs
• IllogiNews:Bats unsuitable as dairy stock say Belgians
• IllogiNews:Big Brother strikes
• IllogiNews:Big Mac cries about losing mommy
• IllogiNews:Blacula kills Donald Trump, homicide found to be justified
• IllogiNews:Blimp downs Chinese fighter jets
• IllogiNews:Blogosphere gives birth to bowl of oatmeal
• IllogiNews:Bowser Defeats Mario
• IllogiNews:Boy Eats Wii; Thumb Explodes
• IllogiNews:Brett Favre Out of Retirement
• IllogiNews:Butt hymen restoration now practical, safe

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• IllogiNews:Child plays 'The Blame Game'
• IllogiNews:China announces bailout of United States
• IllogiNews:China goes 'green'
• IllogiNews:Climate study stalled, monkeys dead
• IllogiNews:Conservapedia becomes the sum of all human knowledge
• IllogiNews:Cow runs for mayor of Delaware
• IllogiNews:Cows invade Britain - Prime Minister calls for peace
• IllogiNews:Cyber Research Systems sues Child Rebel Soldier over use of initials

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• IllogiNews:Dead person dies of death
• IllogiNews:Death is imminent, one study shows
• IllogiNews:Despairing women recycled into a cat
• IllogiNews:Dinner's Ready
• IllogiNews:Do orangutans take hostages?
• IllogiNews:Donald Trump runs for President of Iraq
• IllogiNews:Duck Tape
• IllogiNews:Dumbledore Has Swine Flu
• IllogiNews:Duncan Corporation releases Zombie Apocalypse plans

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• IllogiNews:Echidna molestation deemed dangerous, ill-advised
• IllogiNews:Egypt's Tummy is Upset
• IllogiNews:Egyptians shoot four at Kent State
• IllogiNews:Evidence of sentient giraffe universe dates to World War 2
• IllogiNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud

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• IllogiNews:Facebook predicted in 1996!
• IllogiNews:Failing water company hits bottom line
• IllogiNews:Fanged Ham Steak threatens mid-western US
• IllogiNews:FDA says McDonald's is bad
• IllogiNews:Fede køer!
• IllogiNews:Feral Winnebago captured after rampage through office park
• IllogiNews:Fish exceeds speed of light
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• IllogiNews:Ford produces prehistoric cars
• IllogiNews:Four-legged phallus-shaped monster terrorizes village
• IllogiNews:Frog Found in Man's Ear

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• IllogiNews:G. Kronec wins extreme downhill 280 meter wife beating event
• IllogiNews:Ga Ga ga ga over Da Da
• IllogiNews:Giant Flesh Eating Fish Invade World

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• IllogiNews:God gives it up
• IllogiNews:Government Agents lose 20ft Elephant on a train
• IllogiNews:Guy Gets Crazy

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• IllogiNews:He/She impregnates itself
• IllogiNews:Heather Reportation Novelniver 19th
• IllogiNews:Hell renamed to "really hot place"
• IllogiNews:High school mascot decimates opposing team
• IllogiNews:Hippies suddenly popular again
• IllogiNews:Holy Eye Of Kaizum announces new IllogiToon strip
• IllogiNews:Homeless people to pay tax on earnings
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for April, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for August, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for December, 2010
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for December, 2012
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for February, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for January, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for July, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for June, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for March, 2011
• IllogiNews:Horoscopes for May, 2011
• IllogiNews:Huge Bob: Behind 9/11?

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• IllogiNews:I did your mom
• IllogiNews:I have no idea
• IllogiNews:I sneezed
• IllogiNews:I'm trying to write an IllogiNews article, not really succeeding
• IllogiNews:I, like, TOTALLY, saw Rick Parry Coming!
• IllogiNews:If I buy frozen chupacabra, will my dinner guests notice
• IllogiNews:Illogical politics as usual
• IllogiNews:Illogico Co. unleashes dragon to scare competitors, gets arse burned
• IllogiNews:Illogicomedia Foundation appoints Bard Benevolent Dictator For Life
• IllogiNews:Illogicomedia Foundation unveils new logo
• IllogiNews:Illogicopedia is Becoming Uncyclopedia!
• IllogiNews:Illogicopedia prepares for mating season
• IllogiNews:Illogicopedia reaches levels of inactivity never seen before
• IllogiNews:Illogicopedia to pass Uncyclopedia in quality standards
• IllogiNews:Illogicopedia writer honored by Time Magazine
• IllogiNews:IllogiNews funding called into question
• IllogiNews:IllogiNews reporter writes IllogiNews article
• IllogiNews:A rebuttal of the State of the Union 2011 as written by a bulimic 15 year old American female
• IllogiNews:First picture emerges of man charged with double murder of two women in Oxfordshire
• IllogiNews:High Explosives and Ordinance Fishermans Association kicks off Fall/Winter season
• IllogiNews:Hubble Telescope Used to Successfully Track Down Hindleyite's Brain Medication
• IllogiNews:IllogiNews ranked 4,765th among online news sources; hopes set for top ten by next month
• IllogiNews:John Lennon actually said "we are bigger than cheeses," proved right in any case
• IllogiNews:Pentagon officials deny that drug-crazed torments on our saxophone took no notice of Paul Newman in Iraq
• IllogiNews:Rolling your head on the keyboard declared more of an epic fail than Kaboomy!
• IllogiNews:Study shows that 666% of chocolate in America is consumed by high school girls
• IllogiNews:Testostereich claims he "woulda written an article if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
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• IllogiNews:Infanticide most popular sport in Denmark
• IllogiNews:Infestation of Motel Trolls imminent
• IllogiNews:Interview with George W. Bush
• IllogiNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre
• User:Island Monkey/IllogiNews:Steve Jobs not dead, just recycled
• IllogiNews:It's 2011
• IllogiNews:Itchy butt porn sub-genre fails to fill theatres

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• IllogiNews:Jeremy Clarkson Publishes Bank Details
• IllogiNews:Jiminy Crickets!
• IllogiNews:Jimmy Savile wins Eurovision
• IllogiNews:Journalist capture first documented evidence that the Apocalypse has begun

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• IllogiNews:Kaboomy epic fail
• IllogiNews:Kaboomy!
• IllogiNews:Kanye West Announces Major Surgery Plans
• IllogiNews:Ketchup Banned In United States
• IllogiNews:Kim Jong-il leaves legacy as corn whisperer
• IllogiNews:KKK Picachu ready for Christmas
• IllogiNews:Kung Fu Panda Steals Candy From Small Children

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• IllogiNews:Lack of proper news drowns IllogiNews' share value to -1%
• IllogiNews:Lactose intolerance harnessed as WMD
• IllogiNews:Lather, rinse, repeat
• IllogiNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
• IllogiNews:Lots of stuff crashed today

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• IllogiNews:Mad scientist humor
• IllogiNews:Malk is the new milk
• IllogiNews:Man attempts to kill computer
• IllogiNews:Man beaten by potato croquette
• IllogiNews:Man Born With Eight Faces Urinates Own Spine; Dies Aged 23 When Hit By Car
• IllogiNews:Man Dies
• IllogiNews:Man found through cheese grater
• IllogiNews:Man loses ear; finds duck underneath toenail
• IllogiNews:Man Sues Baker over "False Advertising"
• IllogiNews:Man, 26, claims Twitter invades his privacy
• IllogiNews:Man, 67, to finish sentence
• IllogiNews:Manchester Utd Players "Kill and Roast" Amy Winehouse
• IllogiNews:Martians adamant: we are not Americas ATM
• IllogiNews:Massive Labor Strike Overwhels City
• IllogiNews:Master Chief is Actually a Girl
• IllogiNews:Michael Jackson is Alive!
• IllogiNews:Midnight Internews Report
• IllogiNews:Moth causes havoc

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• IllogiNews:NASA discovers the stars actually are fixed to a giant sphere after all
• IllogiNews:New breakthrough in rehymenization
• IllogiNews:New species discovered
• IllogiNews:News articles becoming anticlimactic
• IllogiNews:News in Brief
• IllogiNews:No blood for charcoal!
• IllogiNews:Non-traditional eats at Illogicopedia's American Thanksgiving feast for 2012
• IllogiNews:North Korea prepares to launch a powerful stomp rocket attack
• IllogiNews:Nothing happens

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• IllogiNews:Obama creates Department of Terrifying Loons
• IllogiNews:Old granny kills elf with a baseball bat
• IllogiNews:Osama bin Laden dead
• IllogiNews:Outer space turns into butter
• IllogiNews:Over to you Tom
• IllogiNews:Overly-duped salad bowls finally discover breakthrough box design

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• IllogiNews:Papal Bull denounces Cthulhu worship
• IllogiNews:Parent's fury over "rude" Scrabble game
• IllogiNews:Pear iSod is launched like a bat out of hell
• IllogiNews:Periodic Table reinvented?
• IllogiNews:Physicians Say Good Riddance to 'Worst Drug in History'
• IllogiNews:Porridge found in urine
• IllogiNews:Puzzle for November, 2010

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• IllogiNews:Qrrbirrbirlbel devastated
• IllogiNews:Quantum mechanics explains ghosts, say flightworthy experts

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• IllogiNews:Recent Inactivity Yields 4000th Article
• IllogiNews:Research reveals that Jesus was crucified on a Rubber Duck
• IllogiNews:Rhesus pieces by Reese's
• IllogiNews:RIP Donny Most
• IllogiNews:Rolex now markets to middle class budgets

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• IllogiNews:Santa unemployed, Christmas cancelled
• IllogiNews:Second Spiderman sighting, this one from sentient camel universe
• IllogiNews:Shotgun wedding jitters
• IllogiNews:SilentPenguin No Longer Silent
• IllogiNews:Small god climbs into percolator, makes great coffee
• IllogiNews:Snakes on a plane
• IllogiNews:Soviet Cows deport IRC back to Eurasia
• IllogiNews:Space junk to hit Earth; Iran dancing
• IllogiNews:SPAMMM
• IllogiNews:Spelling causes death?
• IllogiNews:Spiderman camel held for questioning in sentient goat universe
• IllogiNews:Spiderman from another dimension startles passersby
• IllogiNews:Squidman and other exotics take home the scraps
• IllogiNews:Stone leg of snake not suitable for crops, says President