IllogiNews:Aliens free owner of bank
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After being forced to spend 600 days trapped in an icy fiery smelly uhh...... really really bad prison somewhere on West End Base[1] on the far side of the moon we never see, Jon Jon, the owner of the Yin-Lard Bank, has finally been fweed thanks to some smart negotiations performed by a cardboard cutout of former President Bill Clinton with a big purple glob of paint smeared on its "shirt".
In exchange for the prisoner Jon Jon, the aliens received a very valuable trash can lid. After they beam Jon Jon back down to Earth, they are going to return to their home planet, Ifwecometoyourplanetandkidnapabankownerthenwait600daysandgiveusatrashcanlid
- ↑ We thought it was South End, shows how much we know