IllogiNews:Conservapedia becomes the sum of all human knowledge

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Conservapedia, the encyclopedia you can trus.

INTERWEBS, Earth-Due to the Best of the Public creating conservative insights at a geometric rate, the wiki project Conservapedia has surpassed expectations by becoming the sum of all human knowledge. So much, that one of its scholarly pieces has been integrated into the Illogicopedia. When questioned on his project's grand success, founder Andy Schlafly said:

"Anonymous Reporter" (I see you don't use the proper naming convention), misunderstanding of elementary proofs is so prevalent among university professors that Wikipedia has gone to great lengths to bury the connection. I looked at your contributions and found a serious of insertions of the form [citation needed] or more obnoxious banners, so let me guess: you're another liberal enemy of conservative principles. You also clearly deny that capitalizing Hell reduces talk pollution. Whatever the mainstream media might say, as many employers monitor email now, websites like Conservapedia are often preferable to email. Just look at polling data and you'll see that millions of YECs are liberal and voted for Obama. You have free will to deny it, but it's as indisputable as 2+2=4. It's not productive for me to discuss your other political positions when you seem unwilling yourself to state them.--Andy Schlafly 00:10, 9 January 2012 (UTC)

Conservapedia has replaced the conventional forms of knowledge, including the liberally biased Wikipedia, which uses the "F Word" over 16,000 times and has articles on liberal subjects that are not necessary in the education of homeschoolers, and books, which are old pieces of parchment incapable of producing new right-wing insights for the twenty-first century. It has become the trusworthy source for all human knowledge, and because of that, Reagan has been resurrected, teenage pregnancy has reduced to zero, liberalism and socialism has been eradicated, universal health care has been shipped to Mars, and the epidemic of atheism and obesity has been cured.

Ban the wandals, and celebrate the new champion! Books, schools, TV, video games, Facebook: all replaced by Conservapedia!