IllogiNews:DAILY MAIL COMMENTS SECTION VOTED 'MOST PEACEFUL' IN WHOLE OF INTERNET

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THE INTERNET 6 JULY 2017 -- THE DAILY MAIL COMMENTS SECTION HAS BEEN VOTED THE MOST PEACEFUL PLACE ON THE INTERNET, THANKS TO A WORLDWIDE SURVEY BY THE NEWSPAPER.

3452 READERS WERE SURVEYED. ONE OF THEM, DAVE COCKEREL, FROM SOUTH THANET IN KENT, SPOKE ABOUT THE SURVEY, SAYING: "YOU KNOW I USUALLY GO NUTS ABOUT THE FACT THAT IF CORBYN GETS IN THE UK WILL BECOME THE SOVIET UNION, UNTIL TOO MANY MUSLIMS DECLARE SOME SORT OF BRITISH CALIPHATE. BUT THE DAILY MAIL COMMENTS SECTION, FOR ME, IS REALLY REALLY GOOD. I CAN EXPRESS MY VIEWS PEACEFULLY WITHOUT ANY LOONY LEFTIES GETTING IN MY WAY. I AM RIGHT, BECAUSE I HAVE GOT ME KIDS, ME MISSUS AND MY LOVELY COUNTRY. GO AWAY CORBYN AND YOU DAMN INFIDELS. I AM A PROUD EDL MEMBER."

But some believe that the site is not so peaceful. BUT WE KNOW THAT IS TRASH

PLACES NOT SO PEACEFUL[edit | edit source]

ANYWHERE WHICH DOES NOT DISPLAY RABID SHOUTING IN A DEMEANING MANNER ABOUT INTERNATIONAL AIDS BUDGETS BEING TOO HIGH, CORBYN BEING A MARXIST AND ANYTHING OF THE SUCH.