IllogiNews:Fake Bacon Hamsters

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The toy bacon hamsters has actually been proved to be made out of fake bacon. People all over the world expressed outrage and several countries descended into anarchy. President Barack Obama said "I bought a whole set of Bacon Hamsters: The toys you can eat! for my daughter and she died of food poisoning". Whether or not BaconBac co. will be sued remains to be seen.