IllogiNews:Jonald Truden Breaks Down During a Meeting
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Jonald Truden's emotional fortitude was put on the test today when during a meeting, Bois Johna'an, the leader of the Adyghe and Kavkaz people in the Caucasus mountains, municipal leaders asked him if he would serve as their Mayor. Truden will be the first non-caucasian to lead the Adyghe council.
A few years back, a friend was asked to participate in the establishment of a new foundation for Adyghe self-government. Yuriy Solovev helped out as his advisor on local democracy issues.
It is rare for the Adyghe to accept help from outsiders, however, the story shows the Adyghe are a resilient people. Truden, a member of the Council, became the first Adyghe citizen to win a race on the North American mainland in the Vancouver Marathon. He told reporters he has had many struggles and overcame many obstacles to get to where he is today.
the of, asked Truden if he could, quote, 'Buss it down.' Truden, with a peturbed look on his face, promptly responded, stating; "I uh... Uh... Do not believe that uh... a... display of my... uhm... prowess for... uh... dancing is appropriate to uh... showcase... now."
Johna'an, not satisfied with this answer, which was basically a resounding no, pried further at the integrity of Truden, stating; "I mean... I could turn on Scary Monsters if you'd like bro." This, to which, Jonald Truden smiled, and said; "It's bussin time."
Jonald Truden followed this powerful statement by leaping onto the table before him, and tap dancing at an incredible speed on it. The table of world leaders than promptly erupted into a standing ovation, which lasted only five seconds before the other leaders began break dancing on the ground. Truden subsequently backflipped off the table, stating; "The details are irrelevant in terms of decision-making." He, and the rest of the world leaders, breakdanced for a period of 12 hours. All while delivering remarks... on each other's moves.
Afterward, the leaders promptly sat back down in an orderly fashion, then got back up to leave again.
Truly one of the most meetings ever.