IllogiNews:North Korea prepares to launch a powerful stomp rocket attack

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Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss.

Fueled by the support of Hasbro, North Korea has now obtained the technology needed to develop and launch foam stomp rockets.

In the wake of various international threats, it has now been confirmed that North Korea is preparing to launch a volley of powerful stomp rocket attacks upon New MegaBlock, a large metropolis famous for the fact that all of its buildings are made entirely out of Legos.

When asked for comment, the mayor of New MegaBlock said:

Bring it on, I say. Frankly I have grown tired of living. And if I have to die, I'm taking all of you with me.