IllogiNews:Study shows that 666% of chocolate in America is consumed by high school girls
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WASHINGTON D.C.
In a recent attempt to revive the financial market after the recession, congressman Barney Frank decided to help such companies as Hershey make more money. In the marketing arena, chocolate is a big seller, but is currently being marketed to old people. This would be all right if old people ate chocolate. However, a study God has done for Frank reveals that high school girls consume 666% of the chocolate. Executives plan to use this statistic when marketing chocolate. It is assumed the candy bars will be called "OMG LOL ROTOFOL TXT TTYL" to comply with this study. President Whatshisface says: "This may be the key to saving us from a double-flippy flapjack recession."