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Giant flying rickshaw repeats 9/11. 5 pet rats and one low quality water cooler killed.

Man-carrot hybrid crosses the road. Nobody cares.

Scientists invent world's first DVD rewinder. Indian woman gives shifty look.

A well-paid ambulance chaser lawyer in Bangladesh determines that all bikes are slow. Coinciding with this event, a motorcycle sets land speed record of 152,875km/h.

Flying trees.