IllogiZoo:The Giant Doom Hamster
| Woodles (Weedeley Wanh) | ||
|---|---|---|
 Awww, isn't he cute? | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Overgrown Rodentia | |
| Family | Wanh | |
| Genus | Weedeley Hampstead | |
| Species | W. W. Hampster | |
| Width | 50m (avg) | |
| Length | 110m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Richard Bottomfeeder, 2011) | ||
He is coming. He is gigantic. He is adorable, but deadly. He is
.......The Giant Doom Hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun dun dun!!!, what is this dun stuff anyway! huh?. Dun this, dun that, Dingbat, Pie rat. Speaking of Pie rats, they are closely related to the Doom Hamster, isn't that so Winthorpe?. What the hell are you doing here, Winthorpe!, getch yer bork out of heer. I hate that Winthorpe!, he's such an annoying robot. Ha ha ha.
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The Doom hamster is what happens when a hamster who had his soul sucked out by The evil one eats pizza. Interesting, this pizza, I once had a pizza down at this place called Hoo-ha Street, pizza was disgusting it was, so I went to another restaurant and got a free juicy slice of tomato. Tomatoes are quite tasty, actually. Tomatoes are also red, like this weird wrapper I found on the floor. I know this guy who is a janitor, he has a collection of weird street wrappers. I know another janitor who works at the swimming pool, once he went fishing in the pool and caught a Hot Dog. Hot Dogs are very tasty, like a pickle. Pickles are green, green is my favourite colour. Colour, hmm, that's a very odd word, just like Potato. I like potatoes too, because they are deelickius. The most deelickius thing I ever had was this weird shrimp on a stick. I say, that was a darn good shrimp on a stick. I think shrimps are better than marshmellows, because marshmellows sound like they're from Mars and Mars food tastes like a rusty motorcycle. If you want good food, go to Italy, that's where Mario is from. Super Mario is a very weird game, because it has giant turtles, walking mushrooms, and Princesses named after plants. Speaking about plants I was a gardener once, but I quit because it was as boring as You. Do you know how boring you are?, every time you talk, I hear blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............ blah.
In conclusion[edit | edit source]
In conclusion, BEWARE OF GIANT DOOM HAMSTERS!!!!!.
P.S.[edit | edit source]
Pizza and tomatoes is good.
P.P.S.[edit | edit source]
Janitors like hot dogs.
P.P.P.S.[edit | edit source]
Shrimps and potatoes are also good.
P.P.P.P.S.[edit | edit source]
Mario is weird and gardening is boring.