Some day, I may tidy this dog of a page up a bit. Part of this effort would include a page with procedures for efficient admintation of our fair cite.
An act of self-importance in my own eyes
I love joining stuff. On March 14, 2017, I awarded myself the highest honor... well, a high honor, at least. You see, I was high when I decided to join The League of Brazilian Editors. Yet another cool thing that makes me cool by association.
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“If you integrate fantasy with reality, you do not instantiate reality. If you mix cow pie with apple pie, it does not make the cow pie taste better; it makes the apple pie worse.”
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Martial arts master Gruntled, performs an obtuse woodland ritual every Thursday.
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“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”
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“Today I joined the SGP (Strangled Cat Party) as an expression of my vehement apolity.”
This user, for his drug enriched creative writing, deserves The Lance Armstrong Award For Creativity Enhancement.
Keep blazing/tripping/snorting/injecting, Illogian!
The shy, winsome bat-gorilla.
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AKA Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Sensei Gruntled AKA Grunteloons AKA My Anonymous Sock Puppet
I might also be Monsignor Peaches at Illogicomedia.org.
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Gruntled spends much of his time talking with the severed heads of his enemies.
Interests, Hobbies, Cults Memberships and Lint
There are some coffees that shouldn't be drunk.
I am an ordained minister (Universal Church of the Apathetic Agnostic and the Church of the Latter Day Dude AKA Dudeism), Bachelor of Mathematics, Master of Spiritual Reengineering, Doctor of Naturopathy, Special and General Relativity enthusiast, cosmology with magic underwear, badger-provoking. Bitten by a radioactive leprechaun in 1960, I have super powers that only work in zero gravity.
I lived in Okinawa for a number of years, switching religions 7 times, and political parties 3 times. I went to university and studied Motobu Ryu, a martial art which became the name of a reptile I owned some 17 years later.
I went to Massachusetts, went to university, did some interesting and unrelated jobs, culminating in a career in software systems development for the energy business.
Nowadays, I am living off the grid, assuming the identity of Reverend Zim_ulator or Gruntled when I need to get my message out to the world. You see, God, or somebody, talks to me when no one else is around, and the first thing I was told was to write the stuff I hear in various subversive intraweb publications.
Things I stole and applied to my ?pedia persona
Science vs. Christianity
Part 2 in the 53 part "Where the hell am I?" series