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Sainsbury's.

Recently my sainsbury's bags ripped on the way home, smashing all the wine bottles I bought for a New Years party. I seriously reccomend you strengthen your bags otherwise I will go to the new Tescos store nearby and do my shopping. They have good value for stuff anyway.

Your's,

Michael Cowlands

P.S. If this wine spillage carries on I'll have to refer to you as "Stains-burys"

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Dear Sainsbury's

Please give me one reason to shop at your store. Just one.

Yours,

A non-customer

-- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:49, 21 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

sent, i sent the second one because i considered it more provocative.--Silent Penguin 16:04, 26 Arche 2008 (UTC)


Dear Monsieur Trashipaje

Thank you for your email. I understand that you would like to know a reason to shop with us. There are many reasons for you to shop with us.

We have five corporate responsibilities which we take very seriously. These are; the best for food and health, sourcing with integrity, respect for our environment, making a positive difference to our community and a great place to work. We have won awards in every area to recognise our commitment to these goals.

We are proud of the difference we have made through a variety of initiatives such as our Active Kids scheme, which has donated £34 million of sports and activity equipment to schools, our commitment to selling 100% Fairtrade bananas, which has improved the lives of hundreds of farmers and the sales of 4.7 million Bags for Life every year, saving 50 million disposable plastic bags from being sent to landfill.

There are far too many reasons you should shop with us to list in one email. So, I would suggest for more information please visit our website, www.sainsburys.co.uk. If you type in responsibility to the search box you can read about the numerous projects and initiatives we are involved in. Our coproate webiste, www.j-sainsburys.co.uk also has a great deal of information about our unique approach to customers, producers, the environment and our community.

Once again, thank you for contacting us. I do hope the information I have provided is useful and that you feel able to shop with us in the future.

Kind regards Customer Manager


Jeez, I only asked for just one reason. I'll accept the one about the bananas, though. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:47, 27 Arche 2008 (UTC)

This is pure comedy. I'M SHOPPING AT SAINSBURYS!

22:06, 27 Arche 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade


Wait a minute i read sumwhere benedict blade was 11 or 12, how wud he buy wine?

ILLOGIC KILLER 18:56, 28 Arche 2008 (UTC)

'tis called a joke. Well, I'm 15 and I drink.-- Ryan T. 22:46, 28 Arche 2008 (UTC)