Infinite period

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~ A victim of infinite period

The concept of infinite period was created by Zeus. It's really genious. Basically, it's a period, but it's infinite. The design is very human, as gods can't have periods (unfortunately. If gods could have periods, Zeus would do this on himself and his divine wife and his divine children and his divine goats and his divine pigs and his divine eagles and then he would do it on himself again).

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This disease, or rather miracle, starts by bleeding through your reproductive organ. Then it spreads on your anus. Then it slowly migrates to your nose, ears and other holes on the body. After 6 hours, your blood becomes blue because it's too cold outside. Warm yourself up, please. After 18 hours, your blood starts changing colors and this is a sign that not a lot of blood is remaining in your body, and after 24 hours, when you run out of blood, Zeus will appear in front of you and give you a Totem of Undying. Then this cycle repeats again and again until the eminent death of life and death of death and anything in between.