Zeus

Hello, useless peasants and mortals, I am Zeus, also known as Deu sex Machina. I love sex and I am the god of sex, which means I am the supreme god. Everybody loves sex. I am looking to make sex accessible to every mortal by fucking all of them in the ass so hard that the peasant in question will bleed for the rest of his life, precisely have an infinite period. I will do this to make supplies of menstruation that will last forever, mainly because menstruation is a good drink. I am planning on replacing water with period blood, because:

1. I am a god, not a god, THE god, and I can do whatever I want because I am the best,
2. it's the morally right thing to do, because I said so,
3. menstruation is great and it's the best human invention since sliced bread and
4. I want all humans to suffer as much as possible. It's gonna hurt them real hard if their asscrack bleeds all the time.