Lie

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Some truths about, lies:

  • Most people sleep while lying.
  • The lie was invented in 1885 as something to put on government forms which until then had been left blank. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Pour some lies into a bowl and you've got yourself a pretty good tip jar[Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • George Washington
  • Lying is just telling the truth sideways[Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • A lie is a purposely misleading statement.[1]
  • Every year, thousands of hippos travel to Russia for cheap facelifts. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Mark Twain wrote The Lord of the Rings. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!] [2]
  • Lies are man's best friend. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • 1 divided by 0 is 0. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • George W. Bush is unintelligent, and ill informed of his administration's activities. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Fox News, aka, Faux News is reasonably truthful. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • A million pairs of spectacles will make an eye because of evolution. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Truth is relative. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Most people can see through a campaign of lying. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Illogicopedia is a good reference work. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • The cake. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]
  • Booty. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Footnotes[edit]

  1. DON'T BELEIVE THIS ONE, IT'S WRONG
  2. FALSE AND DEFAMATORY. EVERYONE KNOWS ROALD DAHL DID.


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