Mexico

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Mexico

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: GOOOOOL
Anthem: O, Mexico
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Capital Mexico City
Largest city Mexico City
Official languages Spanish
Government Dysfunctional and run by the drug trade.
Prime Minister Kidnapped and held for ransom by El Cartel.
National Hero(es) Pancho Villa and Capitan Mexico
Currency Pesos
Religion Cathy-lick
Population Let's just say that the average couple can have between 4-7 children.
Area See that giant fence at the bottom of California, Arizona, and Texas? What's beyond that fence is Mexico.
Population density Let's just say that the average couple can have between 4-7 children.
Ethnic groups Mexicans and Gringos
Major exports Tortillas, salsa, sombreros, mariachi music, beans, Mexican citizens, tomatillos, cocaine, marijuana, avocados, novellas, and jalapeños.
Major imports American border control and red, white, and blue colors.
National animal Donkey
Favourite pastime Watching soccer, watching soccer, playing and listening to Latin music, watching soccer, going to cantinas, saying "¡Ay guey!," and owning guns.
Opening hours Always. AND FOREVER
Internet tld www.Mexico.com
Calling code

Too bad all the Mexicans went to America, otherwise this article on Mexico would have been better. Then again, there is the extensive emphasis of deportation by political radicals, so... There actually are some in Mexico?

This article was not written by Mexicans.
They'd have written a longer article in a shorter time.
  I saw a Mexican make a roof in 15 seconds. He made me lose my job!  
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