|Anthem: O, Mexico|
|Largest city||Mexico City|
|Government||Dysfunctional and run by the drug trade.|
|Prime Minister||Kidnapped and held for ransom by El Cartel.|
|National Hero(es)||Pancho Villa and Capitan Mexico|
|Population||Let's just say that the average couple can have between 4-7 children.|
|Area||See that giant fence at the bottom of California, Arizona, and Texas? What's beyond that fence is Mexico.|
|Population density||Let's just say that the average couple can have between 4-7 children.|
|Ethnic groups||Mexicans and Gringos|
|Major exports||Tortillas, salsa, sombreros, mariachi music, beans, Mexican citizens, tomatillos, cocaine, marijuana, avocados, novellas, and jalapeños.|
|Major imports||American border control and red, white, and blue colors.|
|Favourite pastime||Watching soccer, watching soccer, playing and listening to Latin music, watching soccer, going to cantinas, saying "¡Ay guey!," and owning guns.|
|Opening hours||Always. AND FOREVER|
Too bad all the Mexicans went to America, otherwise this article on Mexico would have been better. Then again, there is the extensive emphasis of deportation by political radicals, so... There actually are some in Mexico?
They'd have written a longer article in a shorter time.
I saw a Mexican make a roof in 15 seconds. He made me lose my job!