OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.

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Scene: A park. A park bench. Raining.

Cow 1 and Cow 2 approach. Both have antlers taped to them. They look like moose...meese? Mooses. Moose.

Pee dribbles through hole in tree.

Cow 1: Source for these data, please?

Cow 2: Pardon?

Cow 1: Source for these data, please?

Cow 2: What data?

Cow 1: These data! These, I say!

Cow 2: I hear. I don't know though.

Cow 1: Uhm. Look, a park bench. Let's sit on it.

Cow 2: How? We are cows.

Cow 1: We are, aren't we. Two of us. SOURCE OF THESE DATA, PLEASE!

Cow 2: You said that already. But you said "Source FOR these data" before.

Cow 1: This bench almost looks like a third cow.

Cow 2: Yes, I agree. Let's stare at it.

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THEY STOP STARING.

Cow 1: I wonder if it would move if we stare at it long enough.

Cow 2: I doubt it. It's raining.

Cow 1: Good point.

Chicken: I agree.

Cow 2: Hey, there aren't any chickens!

Chickens. Oh, oops.

cHkickens go AwaAYA

Cow 1: That's better.

Cow 2: The wind is picking up.

Cow 1: My nipple itches.

Cow 2: Uhm... candles.

Cow 1: Candles?

Cow 2: Soap.

Cow 1: And soap? Indeed. That tree is going to fall down.

Cow 2: Yes, I agree. I smell it.

Cow 1: It won't fall down if I tell it not to. Tree, don't fall down!

TREE IGNORE!!!

Cow 2: It falled. It didn't listen to you.

Cow 1: Yes it did! That's why it landed on the bench! It's sitting on it!

Cow 2: It crushed the bench.

Cow 1: For support. It didn't fall down, it sat down.

Cow 2: It's still raining.

Cow 1: No, it's drooling. Rain doesn't fall on dead trees.

Cow 2: It sits on them.

Cow 1: Agreed.

COWS WALK AWAAAIYYE

Insect comes.

Insect: These are the sources of these data, these are the sources of these data.

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